Another Joke

A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. After looking at the woman, the parrot says, "Hey, lady, you are really ugly."

Furious, the woman storms past the store. On the way home, she sees the same parrot. "Hey, lady, you are really ugly," the bird chirps again.

Now the woman is incredibly ticked. On her way to work the next day, she again sees the parrot, who yet again says, "Hey, lady, you are really ugly."

This makes the woman so angry that she bursts into the store and demands that they remove the bird or face a massive lawsuit. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises to make sure the parrot doesnt say it again. That evening, when the lady walks past the store, the parrot calls to her, "Hey, lady . . ."

The woman pauses and says, "Yes?"

And the bird replies, "You know."