Another Caption Contest

Where's teh anykey????

thats a great pick

good one corbin. \r \r Let me help get the ball rolling too. \r \r \"Thank you for calling Alpo Tech Support. All of our customer support respresentatives are currently being walked, so please stay on the life. To help categorize your issue, please listen to the following instructions. \r Bark Once if Alpo brand dog food has given you an upset stomache\r Bark Twice if your master ate too much Alpo and has an upset stomach\r If this is Garfield, please hang up immediately. Lasanga Flavored Alpo dinner will be available shortly.\" \r \r \r OR\r \r \r \"I've heard tech support could be 'ruff' but this is ridiculous!\"

:lol:

For the first time I think I am for lack of words. Shocking, I know...I am going to have to think about this one for a bit.

Here's one:\r \r \"The REAL author of the Jericho Files\"

LOL :) \r \r Yeah, Buster is my ghost writer :)

feverishly typing Sparky was unaware that his human was on to his craigs list postings for a 1/2 pair of socks and partially chewed underwear.

\"Oh Shit\"\r \r

Bob was beginning to suspect that the fancypants man in the hardware store was right--the pipe in the bottom really WAS supposed to connect to another pipe.

I hear you on the whiny user issue. today i had someone ask me to resurrect an act database that hasn't been used in more than a year because we don't use act anymore.\r \r Stupid fucking users.\r \r

you might be a redneck: if waders or a lantern are part of your shitting attire.

or Human Nature: even when it's knee high your still compelled to check the bowl.

That is a funny picture! That sucks for that guy! And you can't put out the Jericho Files yet! I don't have time to read them right now!!!! \r \r :D

\" Oh Sh*t \" exactly! lol...\r \r where's Rincon, GA ? im from Macon.

The latest rage in resort hotels: Swim Up Toilets.

MAN! all these captions are freaking classic! This is what I intended this caption contest to be like! SGTDuff, you get the award for making me laugh so hard I almost passed out. :) \r \r Lemme see what I can muster up: \r \r \"Bob looks at this and complains that there's brown water everywhere. Mary looks at this and complains that there's brown water everywhere AND someone left a toilet seat up.\"\r \r women.....

Hey hey hey...don't start that \"women\" stuff around me, mister! \r \r :lol:

Grandma just died and we're about to be rich!

Granny wishing she had used birth control

shes thinking \"if only i had swallowed\"

Holidays just haven't been the same since granny died, but we had her stuffed, and its almost like she's still here.\r \r And why is there a photoshopped man shitting with his boxers on in the other room?

@sicrik\r Oh my god I was dying laughing. I almost fell over when I read that. :D

Autumn! Good grief where have you been?!

:( \r \r I am sorry J. I missed you too!