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JollyRoger

My spot in the Fight Club Hall of Fame was solidified this morning. What a loser I am. View Image

[09:11] JollyRoger: !fight !random
[09:11] fightbot: MILESTONE!!! JollyRoger has now reached the 10000 fight mark!!!
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger gains 5 bonus levels!!!
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger[54] starts a fight with JungleCat2O2P[56]...
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger pokes JungleCat2O2P[44] with a dirty hypodermic needle.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger pulls out a shiv, but only nicks JungleCat2O2P[43]'s arm.
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P jabs JollyRoger[42].
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger bumps JungleCat2O2P[35].
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger pulls out a shiv, but only nicks JungleCat2O2P[34]'s arm.
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P picks up a chair and smashes it over JollyRoger[26]'s head.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger jabs JungleCat2O2P[15].
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P swings a baseball bat at JollyRoger[20]'s head, but just catches a shoulder.
[09:11] *** NoGame22 has joined #fightclub.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger sprays pepper spray into JungleCat2O2P[4]'s eyes.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger throws and Energon Cube at JungleCat2O2P[-9] while singing You've Got the Touch..pwned old school.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger yells: Save yourself the embarrassment and stay on the ground....you got pwned!
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P cries out: I am too lame for a death-cry
[09:11] *** -fightbot- You gain 6 experience points.
[09:11] *** JungleCat2O2P has been kicked from #fightclub by fightbot: You have been killed by JollyRoger.
[09:11] *** JungleCat2O2P has joined #fightclub.


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JR

Comments (6)

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BalekFekete·
\"What a loser I am. :D \"\r \r /story\r \r ;-)\r
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LtBlarg·
Here is what happened next: \r [09:11] LtBlarg: !fight jollyroger\r [09:11] fightbot: LtBlarg[68] starts a fight with JollyRoger[54]...\r [09:11] fightbot: LtBlarg attempts a super-move, but barely catches JollyRoger[44]'s arm.\r [09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger whips out some bamboo and shoves it under LtBlarg's toenails [54].\r [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger pours battery acid onto LtBlarg[35].\r [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg punches JollyRoger[27] in the junk.\r [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger lunges at LtBlarg[35], but misses.\r [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg deals JollyRoger[6] a massive blow.\r [09:12] JungleCat2O2P: !fight jollyroger\r [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger throws a beer bottle at LtBlarg[35], but it hits a wall.\r [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger swings a broken bottle, but only gets LtBlarg[34]'s hand.\r [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg lightly jabs JollyRoger[0].\r [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg yells: KNOW YOUR ROLE !!! I am getting stronger everyday !! Mu..Ha...Ha...Ha \r [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger cries out: I'm not sure what is worse, losing to you or losing to LB75. I think I'd rather lose to a girl.\r \r Here's to you Jolly.
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JollyRoger·
LOL
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kevtek17·
it's a party\r \r http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/kevtek17/10kfightcake.jpg
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TheCrazyPerson·
sorry I missed it! ;-)
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Liger117·
Now get back to work.