And the Dumbass Award Goes to .............

FireWtr96September 1, 2006

Dateline Dayton, Ohio

Friday 2:13 am 3 fucking dumbasses break into my scrap yard climbing a 12' fence laced with razor wire at the top ( CUTTING THEMSELVES ALOT). They steal a couple hundred pounds of 1 1/2 in thick copper wire ( $2.25 per pound) and they take off.

7:30 am - watching video tapes of said dumbasses doing what they did.

Fast forward to 2:30 pm

I see 3 guys come in. they look familiar. they are selling me scrap, it looks familiar. Cops come. i chase one down. I get my shit back, they go to jail and everyone is happy cause everyone got what they deserved.

Moral of the story. IF YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL FROM SOMEWHERE DON'T TAKE THE SHIT BACK 12 HOURS LATER TRYING TO SELL IT TO BUY CRACK, OR METH, OR HEROIN, OR SOME DUMBASS OTHER DRUG. WHAT FUCKING DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments (6)

Orbytal·Sep 1, 2006, 9:41 PM

LOL....I love poeple like that. It makes my day.

Lithium·Sep 1, 2006, 10:04 PM

Please tell me that there are at least 2 other scrapyards in the area! That would make it a thousand times funnier!

OneEvilBtch·Sep 1, 2006, 10:39 PM

lmao...just proves what I have been saying for years...some people shouldn't breed. : )

Liger117·Sep 1, 2006, 11:44 PM

hahaha pwned by their own mind.

Em·Sep 2, 2006, 3:15 AM

holy shit

Kyle·May 2, 2007, 3:57 AM

thats great (dumbasses) isnt their another place they could of taken it? Then again that would take some brain power to think of that.