Ah-ha!

No, not the band that sang "Take on Me", I'll save that for another blog.  I've figured something out today....and I can't believe it took me this long.

Whenever anyone asked me, "What actress do you most want to make whoopie with?" (I hang out with Bob Eubanks a lot),  I always said Heather Graham without hesitation.  Other than her natural beauty, I always attributed my attraction to the whole "Rollergirl" thing.  I mean, you'd have to be dead not to get strain in the main vein when Heather Graham is naked on roller skates.  But my infatuation dates back much, much further...to here:

One of my favorite movies growing up, and I never put 2 and 2 together......Heather Graham was Mercedes!!!  It all makes sense.  This movie never got old for me....it had it all.  The Corey's, Heather Graham.....ummm...the part when Corey Haim is chained to the seat on the bus, and he jumps out of the back window defiantly......TAKE THAT DIRTY SCHOOL BUS...YOU CAN'T HOLD COREY HAIM DOWN.  How can you not fucking love this movie....and Heather Graham....and the dynamic duo that is the Corey's.  Some guys get all the brakes.....so true movie poster....so true.  Well, at least until they became fucking junkies at age 14.

Here's some words that rhyme with Corey:

Gory

Story

Allegory

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