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SexKitten

I have decided to start accepting aplications for a new husband.  :)  My current model is starting to act up a bit and probably is due for a tune up *cough* kick in the ass...not sure it is worth the trouble. :)  It seems that he posted a pretty disturbing piece in the forums tonight and I am a little bent about to say the least.  I threatened to air his dirty laundry to the clan, but feel that is not the appropiate action.  I am sure that the clan would not appreciate a feud being carried out with in it's prestine walls. LOL.  So this is my comeback, lame as it may be.  Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. 


Qualifications:


1. Be good with kids.


2. have a sense of humor


3. Be Artisitic


4. Own your own Xbox


5. Have the ability to take out the trash. ( My current model just mastered this task, such a shame really)


6.Be able to load AND turn on the dishwasher...


7. Enjoy watching tv series on DVD


8. Must be taller than me..that's not asking much. I am 5'6.


9. Job and vehicle are optional.....


Thank you!

Comments (7)

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CapnHun·
I hate it when people diss their spouses in the forums...
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Baine·
Doesn't seem like a terrible attack from my vantage point. But thats just me.\r \r Its not like we need to Tazer them to get them to stop.
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CureMode·
I would apply, but my wife and twins would not appreciate it very much. I think your existing model can be repaired.\r \r Thanks\r CureMode
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meemoos·
I'm 5'7 and I asked for TALLER and got....Urinal Cake (gt). He SWEARS he's 5'8!!! Uh ya, sure ya are h o n e y!
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MikeJames·
Hmmm....I've got a wife to trade in. Maybe we can work out a deal. ;)\r \r MJ
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Caesar·
lmfao nice
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RivalJJH·
I'd apply but my wife would snap off my cock...Good luck with the search. And Kurupt, you can always crash at my house.