A JOKE

What is the difference between a Democrat, a Republican and  a Southerner?

You are armed with a handgun and are walking down the street with your family.
An arab man wearing a white robe and carrying a knife comes charging at you yelling Alah.
What do you do?

A Democrat - Thinks to himself, have i offended this man, have i offended his beliefs, and have i done this man wrong at all?  Stab you are dead.

A Republican - BANG

A Southerner -  Bang bang bang bang bang click click, reload, bang bang bang bang bang.  Daughter to Daddy "good grouping daddy"  Son "Daddy can I shoot the next one"  Wife - You are not taking that to the taxidermist!  

This is just a joke if offends you Stop reading now!