A Claw Hammer, Motor Oil, and a Plastic Bag.
Ok, put your minds in the gutter, if they aren't already there!
FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.
Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St. when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street.
According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home.
Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.
Ok, what the hell was he doing with all three?
Y'all want to take a wild guess? And no, the article doesn't say what he was doing.
Time to put your CSI caps on!
Comments (10)
yem had my idea, but an alternate theory. \r
maybe he just rammed the hammer in his ass,poured some oil in the bag,and was \"wackin willie' with an oiled bag. maybe not,either way the man needs help(motor oil is expensive now,he would have gotten much more \"bang for his buck\" with baby oil)
Bag was on his head disrupting normal air flow
Time to show off my small town boy innocense....um...wait he was doing WHAT WITH WHAT!!!!!!!!! How do people come up with this kind of stuff?? seriously, at what point do they think this is a good idea!?!?!? my mind has been warped!! my poor little mind.