A Christmas Story...
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful woman. She said " Santa , will you stay with me? ", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.
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So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked " Santa , now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys.
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She takes off every thing and says " Santa , now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies " Gotta stay, gotta stay, can' t get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
Comments (5)
Mmmmmmm Candy Cane FTW anyone??
What a heart warming christmas story! All these years of giving and Stanta will finaly get some in return!