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5.5 Weeks

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SoupNazzi

That's how long the in-laws will have been here when they finally leave this coming Wednesday.

I told the wife this morning, that for future reference, 5.5 weeks is way too much. She agreed.

I'd rather not have to patrol the toilet each night before I go to bed anymore. Something I've started doing since my discovery the other night. "Check guest shitter before going to bed." That shouldn't be something anyone should have to do in their own house.

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In other news, Wal-Mart has decided to start offering Biblical action figures in its stores.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/IndustryInfo/story?id=3380924&page=1


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I can see some of the action figures now:

John The Baptist (with removable head).

Judas (Noose included!)

Adam and Eve (Anatomically correct!)

Moses (Drop him in water and it turns red!)

Noah and the Ark (Animals sold seperately)

Lot's Wife (Before and after Figures!)

3 Versions of Jesus:
Jesus w/Cross (small hammer and nails included)

Fisherman Jesus (Throw him in water and he floats!)

Resurrection Jesus (If the dog buries him, he'll show up in 3 days!)

Walmart is also considering product placement on these figures for NASCAR. Many of the figures would wear #3 shirts!

Walmart - Father
Bible Action Figures - Son
NASCAR - Holy Spirit

The Trinity is complete.


Comments (7)

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ekattan·
Dude if I had to spend 5.5 weeks with my mother in law I would have performed Hara-kiri by now.
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dos·
1 week is plenty of time.
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TDrag27·
That's no regular action figure. That's the Buddy Christ from Dogma...Oh and on the inlaws... an old boss of mine had that same problem. What they started doing was booking the plane tickets and paying for the trip. That way they got to pay to limit the visits to one week. She said it was more than worth it and her inlaws liked not paying for their travel.
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dos·
oh...and no thank you concerning Biblical action figures. I like for my action figures to be graphic and sporting weapons.
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SoupNazzi·
LOL, I know who Buddy Christ is.\r \r I was just using him as a graphic to illustrate the humor of Biblical Action figures.
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KingDrewsky·
I have a couple Buddy Christ statues.
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Smithcraft·
doscon - I'm sure the Roman Centurions will have weapons!\r \r SC