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30 Year Old Virgin...

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mirage

How does it feel to be a 30 year old virgin?  A little awkward, a little embarrassing.  You know the routine.  As of this moment though, I am no longer a virgin!  I have popped my proverbial blog cherry.  Although I am still not sure how it feels.  I will need some time to ponder this life-changing act before I can truly express how I feel. 


Oh fuck it!  Who am I kidding anyways?  No one will be reading this anytime soon.  Hold on... if no one reads this does that mean I am still a virgin?  Is this reader-less blog more akin to literary masturbation?  I guess I will find out soon enough.

Comments (6)

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M13a77·
Does this mean I am your first? Wow, its been awhile.\r \r Welcome.
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doodirock·
hahaha
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jasontroyhimself·
Once again, welcome to the site. =)\r \r -J
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Devonsangel·
Welcome!
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MikeJames·
Um...so what? You wrote a blog. I thought you finally got laid for real! \r \r MJ
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doorgunnerjgs·
And look, you were wrong! You were read, now you are published, and now you MUST keep blogging!