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3 Weddings and a LAN

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JeepChick

20 things off the top of my head. Pics later today. I had a freakin blast. Great to meet everyone!


1. Did anyone ever see that poor sap Beakface was marrying?


2. I can't believe I missed an invite to the Botox party


3. When a Chicagoan(sp?) tells you that you only need 2 Long Island Ice Teas at the House of Blues... LISTEN TO THEM (I still can't remember a damn thing after I clocked Peepshow in the pit)


4. Real men cry at baseball games


5. Real men don't retaliate when an insane woman clocks them for no apparent good reason


6. Groucho Marx was in the teal and black wedding party


7. The L train... there are not enough "oh shit" bars on that train


8. Ripping denim is as fun as it sounds. Especially when you are hot! ;)


9. True love only comes scrawled out on a greasy packet of ketchup in silver sharpie


10. If a chick is pretending to kick you in the nuts... there is a 50% chance she will accidentally actually kick you in the nuts


11. 4 out of 4 occupants of Boogie's car agree that I can't sing


12. I still got it at Gears


13. old men in saggy tighty whities IS as disgusting as it sounds....


14. The best way to apologize for pwning someone is to hook them up with yummy beverages


15. Someone who loves the cock, sucks at Gears... really bad.... painful to watch


16. W3RD


17. The best way to disguise the shenanigans of a LAN... is to book them right next to 3 weddings


18. Nothing better than tickling the ticklish!


19. There are some people you just cannot blindly follow. They have cajones.... you probably don't.


20. Bouncing back from a world-ending evening of drinking is easy as hell when you have the Duty boys to make you smile. :)

Comments (15)

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ATC_1982·
glad you had fun.
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DrWhistler·
12. I still got it at Gears\r \r Yes, you still got it!
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MikeJames·
You forgot about the bible party too! lol
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TheCrazyPerson·
It was great meeting you Jeep!
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UnwashedMass·
Damn me and my virulent sperm. Were I not so damn potent, I would have been boozing and kicking Boogie in the nuts, too!\r \r I miss all the fun stuff.... \r \r :D
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DantezINFERNO·
I stole your seqat...ooops...my LAN etiquette sucks...sending a copy of the movie as compenasation now! (smile)
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pearly_54·
8. Oh yeh! Denim ripping is da bomb!!!!!
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LENIENCE·
Long Island Ice Teas are also good for numbing the pain when an insane women slaps you for no apparent reason.
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Rau·
I guess I'll have to admit that Jeep is \"somewhat\" cool. Friday night was a fucking riot. As far as the Long Island Ice Tea's go, at least you didn't puke in boogie's car.
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FRET80·
I was the only one in danger of puking in boogie's car. Boogie Driving=SCARY AS FUCK!
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tmxx32·
Damn glad to met your Jeep, your funny as balls. The whole damn weekend was a riot,sorry i missed \"sevendust\", I blame rau for that. The weddings made it funnier, when Ice put the strap-on on.
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tmxx32·
fuck you cant edit it this damn thing, I went to school for art sorry
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n00py83·
W3rd......it works for all conversations.
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PeepshowJanitor·
Also learned from the Lan- Women from North Carolina rule Sevendust Pits!!!!!!!\r \r
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Isstasi·
Number 12 is a bold-faced lie!!