25 Things I Learned...

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...from Google Trends.

  1. Ass to Mouth, which is growing in popularity, is most searched for in Montreal, Canada.

  2. Beastiality is by a wide margin most popular in Brisbane, Australia.

  3. Child porn is extremely popular across Turkey, but is also searched for most often in Auckland, New Zealand.

  4. Escorts are most sought out in Italy, the Ireland, Belgium, and Argentina, in that order. I suppose if I was in Belgium I might enjoy an escort.

  5. If you're searching for a sex slave, you're probably doing it in Zurich, Switzerland.

  6. If you're simply seeking sex (of any sort), you're most likely in Dehli, India (followed by a series of cities in Turkey).

  7. Lesbian porn is most sought in Melbourne, Australia.

  8. Donkey sex is most searched for in Dehli, India, as well as a host of American cities.

  9. Blowjobs are searched for more in Montreal than anywhere else.

  10. Viagara is desperately needed in Buffalo, NY, by a wide margin...

  11. ...but if you spell it Viagra, you're probably from Augusta, Itlay.

  12. If all you want is boner you're from Philadelphia, PA, but the more polite erection seekers are from Melbourne, Australia.

  13. Gay sex is most popular in Montreal, Canada.

  14. But gay escorts are all the rage in Milan, Italy.

  15. Fisting is searched for most in Zurich, Switzerland.

  16. Cow sex is searched for most in Chennai, Delhi, and New Delhi, India. It's also quite popular in Chicago, IL.

  17. If you want hairy pussy you're probably in Delhi, India, but if you want shaved pussy you're likely in Brisbane, Australia.

  18. If you're looking for information on premature ejaculation, you're likely in Melbourne, Australia.

  19. Rim jobs are apparently enjoying a spike of popularity in the small town of Kitchener, Ontario.

  20. If you're looking for rape, you're most likely in one of four Indian cities, followed by New York, NY.

  21. If you're looking for an ass fuck, you're probably in Athens, Greece.

  22. Facial cumshots are most sought in Montreal, Canada.

  23. Punk porn would probably sell best in Irvine, CA.

  24. Anal sex is most searched for in Montreal, Canada.
  25. Oh, and if you're searching for Google's help on torture, you're probably in Washington, DC.

* - Note, these may change.

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Comments (5)

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dre98·
Montreal has some kinky fucks!
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Donk2o2p·
hello, can you help me? i'm looking for an escort ;)
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Armorsmith76·
Viagara\r boner\r cow sex\r and rape \r \r are the only 4 words that a city in the U.S. comes in first for.\r \r Although this is a strange and disturbing mix, I would have thought the U.S. would have more pervs than some of these other countries.\r \r I'm not sure wether I should be relieved or disapointed.
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kewljoe·
Seemes like Canada has market cornered on sex
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Brad·
uh, yeah...