2 Days Off FTW!!!

Had sex with a hooker on Saturday and she gave you Crabs?

@ ek shhhhh\r \r @ -1 guy Booooo

Holy shit I was right! That was a total shot in the dark.

Takes time to find a good rock quarry to dispose of the...shall we call them...remains....

Oh oh..I got it...bad case of Vaginitis?

Irritable bowel syndrome?

You've been sequested as a jury member in a mob trial

You filled your bathtub full of the new Mt. Dew and you just want to...Do the Dew?

You need to defend yourself against the charges of abusing y our inner-child?

You have advanced into the quater finals for the national \"duck, duck, goose\" competition?

The psychic said its a bad time to go out?

Its that time of month where you have to replace the aluminum foil in your room to..\"block\" out the governments brain wave probes?

You have to re-orgainze your LP collection?

The doctor said to relax...that way the ball gag will come out easier?

48 hour Gilmore Girls marathon?

Sometimes you just feel like a nut?

None of your pants fit?

Visable panty lines?

you had to read the comments on this blog?

YEM you know why you got -1. Rules are rules.