19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

I get an occassional funny email to pass along... this made me laugh, so hopefully you will too!  Happy Friday! TGIF!

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.    At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses  on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.   See If They Slow  Down.  

2.    Page  Yourself Over The Intercom.   Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.  Every Time Someone Asks You To Do  Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.   Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it  "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3  Weeks   Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to  Espresso.  

6.   In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling  Diamonds".  

7.   Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8.   Don't use any  punctuation.

9.   As Often As  Possible, Skip Rather Than  Walk.

10.    Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to  eat,  with a serious  face.  

11.   Specify  That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12.  Sing Along At The Opera.

13.    Go To A Poetry  Recital.  And Ask Why The Poems Don't  Rhyme?

14.   Put Mosquito Netting Around Your  Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15.  Five Days In Advance, Tell Your  Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because  You're Not In the  Mood.

16.    Have Your  Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,  Rock Bottom.

17.    When The Money  Comes Out The ATM, Scream  "I Won!  I  Won!"

18.    When Leaving The  Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling  
     "Run For Your  Lives!      They're Loose!"

19.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner,  "Due To The  Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."