New Releases: Week of October 30th, 2016

Halloween is here! The House of Soup is all done up as the Carn-evil this year. Somehow the souplets convinced Mrs. Soup to have a little party this weekend. Fifteen screaming teenage girls hasn't been my idea of fun for about 30 years now. I played along for my girls but man I am glad that is over! At least for another year...

Speaking of another year...guess what COD fans??! Your yearly COD fix is upon us! Are you excited? Did you pre-order? Do you have your flames of hate ready to complain that it's the exact same game as it has been for the last 6 years running or longer? Am I stoking those flames right now? Am I? Am I?

https://youtu.be/y_RI3bZhU50


Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
Release Date: November 4th
Platform: PC, PS4, Xbox One

If you read what I wrote above you may be able to figure out how I feel about COD. I gave up on this game a few years ago. The multiplayer was never a big thing for me. It had moments of fun but moments of fun don't make a whole game fun. If the story was more than half-assed put together, toned down the ridiculousness a smidge and was a bit longer I may have kept with it. But they weren't and the single player seemed to get crazier and shorter so my money stopped flowing in COD's direction.

https://youtu.be/rtLOr1jvEMU

Moto Racer 4
Release Date: November 3rd/4th
Platform: PC, PS4, Xbox One, Mac 

I used to ride a motorbike. Some of you may have called it a crotch rocket, but I called it my holy shit machine! It was an 1986 Suzuki 500RGR. It was 500cc's of 2-stroke insanity and i loved it. When it it that power and from 5000 rpm all the way to 11,000 you could feel the bike tighten up and its like the rear tire sank itself into the pavement for a split second and the front end would lift and I was GONE! I miss my bike but I don't trust myself with that kind of power these days. I have played Moto games before and while it brings back some joy it just isn't the same thing...but I take what I can get.

https://youtu.be/MEX7BfZpad8

Mario Party Star Rush
Release Date: November 4th
Platform: 3DS

Looks like a 4 player competitive game on the 3DS. My guess is it doesn't have the download play capability which means it's an automatic no-go for me. That was the best feature EVER Nintendo...WTF?!?!?! Yeah I get you want to sell more games but I am NOT BUYING 4 copies of this shit...ever!

https://youtu.be/ucgrtS-8mag

BlazBLue: Central Fiction
Release Date: November 1st
Platform: PS3, PS4

First off I have no idea what that title means. Central Fiction? If there is a BlazBlue fan out there let me know...please because the trailer made my eyes bleed with all the crap thrown all over the screen and I couldn't watch it all to find out. 

Join our Universe

Connect with 2o2p