It’s my birthday week and I get to present this week’s game releases and the releases this week have me pumped like a New England Patriot’s pre-Super Bowl football… In other words, there really isn’t a game coming out this week that I can say that I’m excited about. See for yourselves...
#IDARB
Release Date: February 1, 2015
Platform: Xbox One
How do you even pronounce this game’s title? Pound I-Darb? Hashtag I Darb? All I can say is that if you have a current Xbox Live Gold Membership, this game is free as part of the Games with Gold Program so get it. It’s trippy fun plus the announcer’s constant references to the 80’s is hilarious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMbY24Fj7So[width=650,height=366]
Criminal Girls: Invite Only
Release Date: February 3, 2015
Platform: PS Vita
Can’t get enough of anime girls and their nubile romps while you fantasize over…uh…that didn’t sound right. I hope there aren’t any kids reading this. Let’s start over. If you have ever wanted to keep some nubile anime girls at your disposal to play with at any time, now’s your…darnit, that didn’t sound right either. Just watch the video already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC6EDAHSYaw[width=650,height=366]
SpongeBob HeroPants
Release Date: February 3, 2015
Platforms: Xbox 360, 3DS, PS Vita, Playstation TV
Nothing better than SpongeBob to expunge the memory that was the last game, Criminal Girls. Not sure about the SpongeBob games though as they really don’t score very well other than with the kids but if you’re into this Square Trousered sea sponge, this game might make a great addition to your collection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW232sETiVg
Deathtrap
Release Date: February 4, 2015
Platform: PC
There really isn’t a lot on this game other than what’s listed on Steam, “Deathtrap is a Tower Defense game with strong action-RPG elements, a game of vicious tricks, killing machines, rotating blades, and splattering blood.” That pretty much describes just about every game out there. Video anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGTd6w7ymDw[width=650,height=366]
Apotheon
Release Date: February 5, 2015
Platform: PS4
You are humanity’s last champion and you must pass through the land of the dead, infiltrate Mount Olympus, and end the wrath of the gods except...you aren’t Kratos. Instead, you’re some Greek dude that can strip the gods of their powers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dhfsg1waxk[width=650,height=366]
Kick and Fennick
Release Date: February 5, 2015
Platform: PS Vita
It’s a busy week for this handheld that hasn’t really been given any attention to since its launch. First a game where you punish anime girls, nothing creepy about that at all. Now another game where, this time, you are a boy with a very big… gun. WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? Get your mind out of the gutter! Jump and shoot your way around 45 levels of collapse skyscrapers, treadmills, bouncypads, magnets, teleporters, and other challenges.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZURnSIp5MI[width=650,height=366]
