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what to do

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:17 — skumbukit

Do i or Not?

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Fri, 06/12/2009 - 04:38 — skumbukit
I just spent a week in a hotel in Lexington, ky working on their network. It just so happened this was the FFA of Ky convention location and several of the participants were guest at the hotel. I was required to take several over packed rides a day on the elevator with these guest. I doubt the accumalative IQ was ever over 150 and that would include me. There were several interesting and informative comments made and I will share the top list with you. So here is the top ten list of actual comments made in the elevator in Lexington ky. 10) Was that the lobby - I want the Lobby. 9) Did you just wharsh ur haira? It shure is purty like dat. 8)What color is ur pig? 7)Don;t touch me, you need to warsh ur hands. 6)I don't git it 5)I luv george Strait 4)REALLY? 3)Did you see what she waring,I mean really that boot color did not go with that shirt. 2) Who's hand was that? 1) I like dis mirror, it make my tooth look white.

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Fri, 06/12/2009 - 04:38 — skumbukit
I just spent a week in a hotel in Lexington, ky working on their network. It just so happened this was the FFA of Ky convention location and several of the participants were guest at the hotel. I was required to take several over packed rides a day on the elevator with these guest. I doubt the accumalative IQ was ever over 150 and that would include me. There were several interesting and informative comments made and I will share the top list with you. So here is the top ten list of actual comments made in the elevator in Lexington ky. 10) Was that the lobby - I want the Lobby. 9) Did you just wharsh ur haira? It shure is purty like dat. 8)What color is ur pig? 7)Don;t touch me, you need to warsh ur hands. 6)I don't git it 5)I luv george Strait 4)REALLY? 3)Did you see what she waring,I mean really that boot color did not go with that shirt. 2) Who's hand was that? 1) I like dis mirror, it make my tooth look white.

Seriously?

Wed, 06/10/2009 - 07:39 — skumbukit

I was trucking down the street in Lexington and a street person approached me and ask for some spare change. I denied and continue to pass only to hear under his breath "dick". I assumed he was not talking to me but turned around anyway to share my thoughts. It had been a shitty day anyway so why not vent? As I was about to say an "excuse me?" or "Really?" his cell phone rang.

Seriously?

Wed, 06/10/2009 - 07:39 — skumbukit

I was trucking down the street in Lexington and a street person approached me and ask for some spare change. I denied and continue to pass only to hear under his breath "dick". I assumed he was not talking to me but turned around anyway to share my thoughts. It had been a shitty day anyway so why not vent? As I was about to say an "excuse me?" or "Really?" his cell phone rang.

Boating

Fri, 06/05/2009 - 13:34 — skumbukit

For about 20 years now I have been looking at boats. I have bought several and resold them when Times get tough or I decide I really wanted something else. I think what I really like is the boat shopping and buying, not the boat owning. When I was single, my wife to be went fishing with me on our 3rd date. I knew it would be a long relationship when I was putting a worm on her hook like a gentle man and she said "Well...aren't you the master baiter?" and chuckled and smiled shyly  and without a beat said "I doubt we'll catch anything with that little worm". I cracked up and married her a year later. I guess she was wrong about one of the two things....

Boating

Fri, 06/05/2009 - 13:34 — skumbukit

For about 20 years now I have been looking at boats. I have bought several and resold them when Times get tough or I decide I really wanted something else. I think what I really like is the boat shopping and buying, not the boat owning. When I was single, my wife to be went fishing with me on our 3rd date. I knew it would be a long relationship when I was putting a worm on her hook like a gentle man and she said "Well...aren't you the master baiter?" and chuckled and smiled shyly  and without a beat said "I doubt we'll catch anything with that little worm". I cracked up and married her a year later. I guess she was wrong about one of the two things....

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