Wanted for Attempted Murder?

ReBIRTH

Shared on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 12:30

Actual Story

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting inlaws, and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some items.  Some people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed with both hands behind her head.  One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.  He noticed Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked strange.  He asked if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for an hour.  The man called paramedics who broke into her car because Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.  When they got in, they found Linda had a wad of dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury canister had exploded from the heat, making a shotgun sound, sending the dough into the back of her head.  When she reached back to see what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains...

AND YES, LINDA IS BLONDE...

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Fish66's picture
Submitted by Fish66 on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 20:45
Still Funny, (cough, cough, BasBleu, cough)
ReBIRTH's picture
Submitted by ReBIRTH on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 06:04
agreed.
millfire517's picture
Submitted by millfire517 on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 12:16
Quit trying to be a party pooper Venom!!!!!!!!!
ReBIRTH's picture
Submitted by ReBIRTH on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 15:28
there's one in every crowd. :O)
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 13:07
ReBIRTH's picture
Submitted by ReBIRTH on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 13:51
thanks?
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Submitted by ReBIRTH on Tue, 07/27/2010 - 13:51
thanks?

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