Monday Morning Conference Call...

ReBIRTH

Shared on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 08:49

Things I could be doing that are less painful:

1.  Pull my finger nails off one by one...
2.  Cut every lawn on my block...
3.  Pull nose hairs...
4.  Slap the police officer at my morning coffee shop...
5.  Walk barefoot over broken glass...
6.  Eat old molding bread...
7.  Give the old lady next door a compliment...
8.  Eat my mother-in-law’s meatloaf…
9. Give my X a second chance…
10. Sit home and watch daytime TV
 

Comments

SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 09:15
I couldn't agree more. My conference call starts in 15 minutes. *sigh*
TKBosss's picture
Submitted by TKBosss on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 10:04
You forgot - Staple bologna to your ass and put it in a tank of piranha. Just saying!!!! My conference call is on Tuesdays!!!!!
ReBIRTH's picture
Submitted by ReBIRTH on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 10:36
My conference calls usually happen on Thursday. I'm guessing someone had a bad weekend and decided to share...
ReBIRTH's picture
Submitted by ReBIRTH on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 10:38
My conference calls normally are scheduled on Thursday afternoon, I guessing someone had a bad weekend and decided to share...

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