Possibly T.M.I.

So I need to take a momment and vent about something that happened at work and it involves taking a crap..So you have been warned...

So I was taking a crap this morning at work minding my own business, when one of the facilities people knocks on the door to see if anyone is in the bathroon, (it is a women). So I say "I am in here" and she leaves and goes does something.

So this has happened in the past, and I know she will be back relatively soon, but I am still in the middle of "Dropping the kids off at the pool" and I will not be rushed to do what I have to do...

So not even 4 minutes later, she is knocking at the door again, (I know how long it was, because I looked at my watch to see how soon she would be back) I said "I was still in here" and I thought I heard her sigh or make some sort of noise signalling her annoyance with me..

So I was pissed at this point, I was thinking, well fuck you, sorry I had to take a crap..And I was thinking about leaving here a floater to have to deal with!!

Well then I thought, maybe she did not mean anything about it and I am just over reacting. So I finished up my business, washed my hands and headed out.

Well guess who is standing outside, with her arms crossed giving me the "what the fuck took you so long" stare...yeah you guessed it.

So next time I am going to eat like 4#s of corn, 3bagsof peanuts, and 3 bowls of chili the night before, and I am to leave a giant steaming pile of shit on, in, and around the bowl for miss freaking cant wait a god damn minute!!!

Bitch you just got Pwned!!!

Well I really wont do that, because it would be my luck and some poor bastard would be working her shift and have to deal with my evil plan.

Well my rant is over, thanks for reading!!

Just as a reward here is another pick of one previous top 10 ladies:

Jennifer Love-Hewitt...I call this picture, "gettin ready to get humped"