Babies news update and other stuff

Advanced warning this blog entry is rated “R” due to Mother fucking language and an overdose of Caffeine and sugar. I am a member of Profanity after all…

Well Teri is now 29 weeks along and the twins are doing great. She had a doctor visit the other day with her baby Dr. and she said she will not let Teri go longer than 38 weeks without delivering. So that puts us at a max date of March 16th. Holy crap!!!! That is in 9 weeks, WTF!!! Where the hell has the time gone!!

So this Saturday a buddy and me are going to be painting the babies room (white. actually dove something/something dove. WTF is it with pain names, it is freaking white!!) I interrupt this blog entry with some lyrics I just heard…

Face is da pillow…I don’t give a fizzle. Got to do my thizzle..  (GET EM UP…Ice Cube and Paul Oakenfold mash up)

You can expect to have a few more of these random entries in this blog entry because I have not had bfast yet and have had my can of Full throttle and the the sugar/caffeine/ginseng/elephant juice is really starting to kick in. Now back to our blog entry..

We have all our furniture ordered and will be picking that crap up next weekend. We are staying with accents of the primary colors (red, blue, yellow) to paint some ½ inch half round molding and stars and moons. I will try to take pics of the progress. There will be no fucking pink in this room. So things might have a little pink in them, but no overly pink bullshit is going on as long as I am drawing breath. Or as my compadre’ in destruction Phreak says Lite-ish red!!! ;)

We then are going to be putting in a organizer thingy in the closet, actually Teri’s sister (Tiffany) and I will be doing that. She actually has her own business as a (wait for it) Professional Organizer…I know sounds like BS to me. But believe it or not her business has been doing pretty good…anyway she has paid for that so that is her gift to us. Plus she is living with us right now, her and her probably soon ex husband are going too separated and I give it an 80% chance they will end up divorcing. He is not a bad guy they are just too different…blah..blah.blah. So if any of you guys in So Cal are looking for a great chick let me know and maybe I will pass on your info. She is a runner, and has an awesome runner’s ass!! But zero hoob’s.. L Pretty, smart, dark reddish hair, 5’8”..WTF am I pimping out my sister in law?!?! Told you this blog entry was going to get weird!!

So I had a horrible realization yesterday, my brother in law (Teri’s brother Brent) is getting married later this summer……August of this year….and from what I hear he wants me to be in the wedding (more on that in a bit) and then it hits me…OH FUCK the 2old2con LAN is in August.. I call him at 7:00 am and ask him what the date was again for the wedding; he calls me back and tells me 8/19/07.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So when I get to work I immediately pm Doodi asking him to please tell me what the dates are for the Chi Town LAN. For hours I wait for an answer….

We interrupt this portion of our blog entry for some more lyrics...

“How could I believe anything you've ever said?
I'm on the bottom of your shoes
A little piece of shit
I never wanna hear you sing
You sound just like a little kid
You're like a journey through the world
Going the wrong direction
But something just ain't feeling right
And I think I'm losing track of time
But you're far away and out of sight
So I can't see straight
I'm going blind
Nothing's gonna change this time
Nothing's gonna change my mind” (change my mind, Puddle of Mudd)

Now back to our blog entry.

So I finally get a pm back from Doodi telling me  the dates of the lan, and for once the planets have lined up for me and it is not the same weekend!!! Fuck ya!!! So Doodi please, please do not change the date of the Lan!!!!

So let’s get to this “in the wedding business”. I was told Brent wants me in the wedding, and he has said different things about this. But he has yet to “officially ask me”. How hard is it to come up to me and say “Hey man, I would really like it, if you would be one of my Groomsman in the wedding”… That’s it, that’s all nothing more, nothing less. Hell I took all my groomsman out to dinner, paid the tab, and asked them all at the same time. Am I being a little too critical on this? Well I think I am going to make him sweat it, and tell him the Chi Town LAN is on the same weekend. Now keep in mind this guy missed his own bday dinner we put together for him, and changed the date twice ...The reason he missed the dinner. He went to a fucking Dave Mathews concert. Now to be fair he (Brent) is a HUGE Dave Mathews fan. He has gone to over 80 DM concerts spanning all over the US. But still. I think a lesson needs to be taught, and I am going to be the Mother Fucking Teacher!!

We interrupt one more (and the last time, I promise) time for some song lyrics:

PURPLE HAZE ALL IN MY BRAIN
LATELY THINGS JUST DON'T SEEM THE SAME
ACTIN' FUNNY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY
'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY
PURPLE HAZE ALL AROUND
DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMIN' UP OR DOWN
AM I HAPPY OR IN MISERY?
WHATEVER IT IS, THAT GIRL PUT A SPELL ON ME
HELP ME HELP ME
OH NO NO...NO
YEAH
PURPLE HAZE ALL IN MY EYES
DONT KNOW IF ITS DAY OR NIGHT
YOU GOT ME BLOWIN, BLOWIN MA MIND
IS IT TOMOROW OR JUST THE END OF TIME?
NO, HELP ME AW YEAH! OH NO NO OH HELP ME

(If you have to ask, you are dead to me…)

So that’s about it. Thanks for reading through all the bullshit, keep an eye out for future blog posts regarding my 360 controller modding project, and the baby room project.

Kill ya later, and

Suck it!!!

oh and just to make it not so painfull hear is a post of a little eye candy. I posted this in the profanity forums earlier in the week, but I do not think they will mind seeing it again. (and for Drost, yes this is not her natural hair color...You freaking douche!!)