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Epic Chad

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Shared on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 18:18

A couple years ago I hired a sales guy named Chad. Chad worked in my office for one full year. He was a very nice guy and decent at his job, but it was torturous being around him - no matter what anyone was talking about, he had a story about himself that was bigger and better than the original conversation. He was also notoriously unreliable and eventually he stopped showing up because of a minor medical issue and never came through with a doctors note, so he was let go.

After he was let go, one of my bosses created a compilation of his stories in one place - a "best of" album, as it were. Though you've never met the guy I hope you get as much of a kick out of it as I did. We never made any of this up - this all came from Chad over the course of one year.

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Submitted by GUL74 on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 12:51
I love this..lol
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Submitted by agedsandshark on Fri, 09/23/2011 - 18:26
sounds like this guy stole my list LoL
CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 01:55
The 'dead' bird might actually be true. Seagulls for instance like to play dead, as I found out once. lolol.
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Submitted by Nochnoi-Dozor on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 18:51
Kind of sounds like a guy I worked with, but he wasn't as creative with the stories. Quite entertaining. LOL
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Submitted by OMGaLaserPewPew on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 18:55
When I read #30, I immediately thought of George on Seinfeld. Good stuff lol
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Submitted by JPNor on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 19:00
LOL OMGaLaser, the same guy that wrote this was calling him Art Vandelay after we learned that tidbit.
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Submitted by buckeye75 on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 19:29
Awesome list. Funny thing though.....Sully from Godsmack once offered me a gituar. But that was because he slapped me in the face from behind. I was a bouncer at a club in Fort Wayne trying to keep fools from jumping on stage during the show. One guy kind of slipped out of my arms as he jumped over the barrier and it kind of looked like I threw him on his face. Sully slapped me and said "it's a fuckin rock concert, what do you expect him to do?" After the show, he thought I would sue so he offered me a gituar. Not in person though. I said forget it. There were girls there and I wanted to look like a badass who didn't give a shit.
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Submitted by RyanFromVegas on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 01:38
I like #12. I may use that one someday.
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Submitted by YEM on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 06:40
Awesome
Link020's picture
Submitted by Link020 on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 07:07
The man has led a very full life.
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Submitted by moesley on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:33
phh, sounds like a pussy. real men do more than this list before the've had their coffee :)

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