Make Everything Possible…start with your face!

Frozen Banana Popsicle covered in Buffalo not meat just fur.  Can you just feel the soft furriness and a slight banana flavor with a hint of lime?

 

A Chu-marry is tomato juice, fish blood, grain alcohol.

 

Nothing ruins a good boggle game like the word holocaust.

 

One thing you must jump into with both feet is wet concrete.

 

Find it necessary to remind everyone around you that you’ve named your colon: a barrel full of monkeys because that’s what it sounds like after you eat spicy bean burritos and drink miller light.

 

I’m surprise more people aren’t mice whipped in cubicle country in large corporations.  Does no one yell: “Office Fight!!!” and then start whipping random office supplies and equipment at each other?  And then you say at lunch: “Yeah after I yelled “Office Fight!!!” I totally chucked my old CRT into Dave’s lap, I bet I bruised his pelvis!” or “Yeah, I stapled Margret’s face to her Kitten Calendar!”  or “I just murdered Stan with my Pilot G-2 07, like he was going to take me down with a Bic!  It’s called Office MAX moron!”

 

Now, go have fun, get drunk, raid the 7-11 and pay by POS, play halo, run wild and live free with Prepay at all the pumps, I say go on a pretend to pump spree, pump fake gas, fake pump the fist without enthusiasm, rub up against your favorite lamp post or car, take it to the limit plus 2.

 

So is KOA: The Reckoning just about a crusade against innocent boxes, crates and pots.