Don't bring a gun to a Bazooka Joe fight, it'll just be awkward.

 

I think when the world ends, as the heavens rain fire down around me, the first thing I will do is download Puzzle Quest 2, while I am dancing of course because we are all dancing until the world ends...am I right...am I right?  Can I get a 'hell yeah'?  As I see the first cell phone tower fall, I will bust open my phone and let my fingers fly through the menus and grab it before the network fails.  I mean I know that I'll be able to scrounge around like Denzel in The Book of Eli and power my phone so I can have a little relaxation time as society crumbles around me and the radioactive cannibal hordes devour each other.  I'll be saying in my head: "Nothing can touch me as long as I gotz my Puzzle Quest 2 yo!"  And then at the end of the game when I finish my quest they'll find out that I am blind and that my phone was in braille and is that suppose to make it cooler or more stupid?  I know its about religion or movie makin' trickery.  In the end though, Puzzle Quest is awesome....