Im Pig-biting mad!

Godamn I am really tired of being beat by rich kids buying a win!

I loose all the time, so I have no problem with loosing.  It is one-sided games that chap my ass.  I enjoy a two-sided game that I win, almost as much as one that I loose; and much more than a one-sided game that I win.  I just want that known.

I am playing today with a deck that, admittedly is going to win no tournaments, but is pretty techy.  It is a modified version of my T2 New Jack Ninja deck.  It really has not much a chance of winning against much more than screw, but should still get some play.  Anyway I drop in and want to play some 2HG.  I was hoping that some clannies might be around but you all seem to have lives.  So I sit down at a random Standard table and start playing.

First off I can not drop a single thing.  One guy either counters or Last Grasp's it.  Can't complain too much there as I have both in my deck as well.  His allie, though, drops BOP followed by Overgrown Tomb, followed by Hippy (with land in between).  Great start, but I am not one to drop after seeing a couple power cards.  The thing was he just kept dropping this shit.  One after another, until at one point I added up his cards an came to about 100 tix with only a third of his deck showing.  I would have kept my mouth shut to, but he kept gloating and talking shit about "You have to pay to play kids!"  I asked him how old he was, and did it feel good having daddy buy the win for you.  At that point I dropped and he has the gall to PM me with a GG. 

I really do not fault people for making expensive decks.  Hell if you want to compete seriously you have to pay huge!  One of the reasons I hate starting extended tables is inevitable some jackass drops his chants and other bullshit money cards.  I'm sorry if you are dumb enough to pay 100 tix for one card, but there is no way I am going to sit around and let you buy my ass.  I am not going to be your card bitch!  Not in casual, not with my valuable time.  It winds up with everyone f6ing and wathing as one sides plays with themselves.  Watching some fuckstick vituall masturbate with his money cards is not my thing kiddies.

I guess that is all the bitching for now.  I have noticed a trend of dropping pics of hot women at the end of these things, but I am not sure I am that comfortable with my hedonism so...