The Office Quote of the Day for Tues

Jim Halpert: Oh I can't go today because... I'm giving blood.

Michael Scott: How often can you actually donate blood?

Jim Halpert: Is there, a limit?

Michael Scott: Your body only has a certain amount.

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Michael Scott: Ok, so dig this. You're on the street, and one of your gang disses you.

Darryl: Oh my goodness.

Michael Scott: Yeah. Right. So what do you do to get 'em to make it right?

Darryl: Well see, um, in a gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers.

Michael Scott: What is that?

Darryl: That's when someone really gets in your face, you know you just, start ticklin' 'em.

Michael Scott: [pause] Really?

Darryl: Yeah. And he starts tickling you. And pretty soon you laughing and hugging. Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing. Y'all just go to church together, and get an ice cream cone.

Michael Scott: I would have never though that.. gangs would be tickling each other.

Darryl: Oh. It's effective.

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TOBY is BACK!!!!! Here is a couple of Michael's Toby Quotes because of it!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Scott: Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. [cuts to clips of Michael dancing around the empty office] I came in extra early, so much energy. There's certain days that you know you will remember for the rest of your life. And I just have a feeling that today is one of those days

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Michael Scott: Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the Paper Industry.

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Michael Scott: I tried. I tried! I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend... But that is like trying to be friends with an evil... snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy... And then, the murderer comes back. Starts killing off all of her friends. Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

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Everyone have a great/ safe weekend!!!

The Office Quote of the Day

[While at the job fair]

Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth. But, uhh, kids are very weary of being lured, these days. Thank you Dateline.

The Office Quote of the Day

Michael Scott: Man I would love to burn your candles!

Jan: You burn it you buy it!

Michael Scott: Oh good! I'll be your first customer!

Jan: You're hardly my first.

Michael Scott: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!