Bertt
Name: Bertt
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today's random musings
What is it about being in a shower that dramatically amplifies the pungency of a fart? Because I almost killed myself in the shower this morning. Once I came to, I started thinking about it. Is it the humidity, the heat or a combination of the two? Maybe it is just because it is such an enclosed space. Please, science guys, help me out here. Is there some formula? If that is indeed the case, then I really feel for those of you who live in the more humid areas of our country (and abroad for that matter).
It also gets me thinking in another direction. Maybe I should open a bakery and keep the humidity level in the 90% range. People would probably be ready to kill once they entered the store and smelled the fresh baked bread amplified to infinity.
Anyway, I propose an experiment. If everyone reading this today would kindly eat something tonight that makes you deadly. Beans, cauliflower, crab cakes.... whatever you need. Then in the morning before your shower rip a good one. Take a whiff and remember it. If possible, ask a loved one to also sample your handywork for an objective opinion. Then while in the shower, let another one go and compare. Post here afterwards (once your head clears) and let me know how it goes.
Posted by Bertt on Wed Dec 3, 2008 @ 2:42 pm EDT | 10 Comments
Posted by MikeTheKnife on Wed Dec 3, 2008 @ 3:14 pm EDT
Posted by corbin_dallas on Wed Dec 3, 2008 @ 3:17 pm EDT
Posted by M13a77 on Wed Dec 3, 2008 @ 11:07 pm EDT
Posted by mrsleestak on Thu Dec 4, 2008 @ 6:47 am EDT
One of my friends had what he called the "jackson experiment"... his son's name is jackson and he found it interesting how his son could poop in his diaper while eating. he wanted to see if we as adults could do it. our tests failed for the record.
Posted by tocleora on Thu Dec 4, 2008 @ 9:06 am EDT
When I was young and immature and I was driving my friends around... I would lock the doors and the power windows... crank up the heat in the car and let er rip! It's definately potent.
Good times.
Posted by imcndn on Thu Dec 4, 2008 @ 10:50 am EDT
Now my wife's theory is that there are magic poot goblins that follow me around and hang to the back of my pants.
Oh at imcndn, I still pull that trick on the wife and kids.
Posted by bludjun on Thu Dec 4, 2008 @ 12:20 pm EDT
Posted by Bertt on Thu Dec 4, 2008 @ 3:13 pm EDT
Sick, sick fuckers!!
I heart all of you.
Posted by Durty on Thu Dec 4, 2008 @ 5:19 pm EDT
Heat enables higher humidity, and the enclosed space of the shower is the icing on the cake.
Posted by Armorsmith76 on Thu Dec 4, 2008 @ 8:38 pm EDT
