Enjoy the coming festivities.

Holidays are coming up and I guess people are somewhat on edge. Coming home from work the turn I usually make was backed up with traffic so I went down the road apiece (love those Mid Westerners) and would just drive back from a light down. Apparently some wack job was mad I wasn't going 75 mph so he decides to cut me off. Next exit there is this moron waiting to make a turn and I pull up next to him and mention something about his ancestry. He didn't take to kindly to this, jumps out of his car just as an SUV takes his door off trying to go around us at a stop sign. No injury to cretin, but his complection did change to a pasty hue.