Learning to Spell

This weekend I had my daughter since my wife was enjoying Black Friday and Crazy Saturday.  We went to Home Depot to look at something and she had to go to the bathroom.  Well she is 4.5 years old.  Not quite old enough to go to the ladies bathroom by herself and almost old enough NOT to be in the men's bathroom.  Home Depot doesn't have family restrooms so I take her into the mens room and cover her eyes if needed.  So, she is sitting in there and she says to me, " look daddy someone wrote on the wall."  I didn't say much and then she says, "Daddy, it says F U "  At this point I stopped her and said not to continue and that it was a bad word.  I hope she didn't say anything to the teacher yesterday.  "Hey teacher, I learned how to spell a new word".  DSS shows up at my door..........

Oh, the joys of being a parent.