NO SHAME

  Left 4 Dead is out and we have too much to do to go after it until tomorrow. Shit^&^$$^$$^$Piss%$@$$#$%Ass+_)(**?":><>:{Turds!!!!!!!!. My Father in Law is dropping by for dinner tonight. My Pops as I call him is a great guy and well get along great but HE is not a gamer. He has no interest in learning about them, trying one, or even seeing one play for that matter. No, not even for his daughter The man knows his history which makes  for a good chat for me but my mind tonight will be on gaming. My wife went yesterday and bought the guide for Fallout 3. This book is about 500 pages long. An entire set of World Books for a single game. Heavy enough for a weapon or to fix a short chair leg so not useless I guess. Tonight She will be wondering how much time she'll have to read the guide and I'll be wondering how many farts it will take to shorten the evening so I can GOW2. I just can't come up with a plan on how to make Trout produce horribe but slient gas? But wait.....I have a master plan! I could hide the PSP in one bathroom and the DS in the other and make like my own cooking caused the shits!! I dont know which is worse, being this hooked on a hobby or not minding to admit it. Peace out