401-Keg

A buddy of mine sent this to me.  I know the math is off depending on where you live, but it's still pretty true.

Time for a cocktail imo.  Join me in some RB if you want to share one with me. 

 

 If you had purchased $1000.00
 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

 With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
 
 With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
 
$49.00 left.
 
 If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
 
 But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
 all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
 refund you would have $214.00.

 Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
 heavily and recycle.
 
 This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Cheers..

 

 

Posted by FadeIntoBlack on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 6:39 pm EDT | 2 Comments