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Wii Could Start a New Age of Porn

by doodirock| Published: Saturday, December 23 @ 14:45:52 EST
While completely satirical, bbspots article about Sierra Leisure Suit Larry does raise some interesting questions about the Wii.

In the article, bbspot describes the new game as giving players the ability to use a Wii Mote Strap On to please computer women. Obviously this is fictitious, but as many know the truth can often be stranger then fiction. While there is no confirmation of what the new Leisure Suit Larry will be able, the Nintendo Wii certainly could be used in a provocative way. In fact, the very idea of the satirical bbspot article sounds like a great way to sell games.

The real questions is, how far is Nintendo willing to go? Many see Nintendo as a family console, but with the new Wii comes new possibilities. Not only for FPS, but other types of "violent" or sexually based games could benefit immensely from the Wii's new interactive behavior. We at 2old2play ask the question of what if? If Nintendo decided to move in another direction, we could see games with more mature themes rise to the top. If so, would this alienate Nintendo users or bring even more gamers over to the system?

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You absolutely sick bastard... (Score: 1)
Posted By FreynApThyr on Saturday, December 23 @ 15:58:24 EST
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Stop saying things like "we could see games with more mature themes rise to the top." "We" could see nothing of the sort until You mentioned it.

What you really mean is that you have already modded your wiimote in unspeakable ways and you're testing the waters with the other oversexed degenerates on this site to try and save some face.

It's the Christmas season dood, please don't leave me with that vision dancing in my head...


Untitled (Score: 1)
Posted By doodirock on Saturday, December 23 @ 16:59:10 EST
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Bubba! Where have you been?




Untitled (Score: 1)
Posted By FreynApThyr on Saturday, December 23 @ 22:05:22 EST
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Occasionally lurking about the boards, but for the most part busier then a two-pecker owl at a job that does not pay me nearly enough for this level of effort.

I'll be off all of next week though, maybe I'll see if my Xbox 360 still works...

Happy holidays!





if Wii does go in that direction... (Score: 1)
Posted By unclebuk on Saturday, December 23 @ 17:27:55 EST
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I'm pretty sure M.J. will be the first to design a game.



Does it have to beendorsed by Nintendo? (Score: 1)
Posted By whytenoise on Saturday, December 23 @ 23:02:55 EST
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Does a game have to have Nintendo's blessing before it is published? If it does that is the only thing that I can see stopping this sort of development. Even then there might end up being Pirate Porno. Regarding the leisure suit larry article. The whole concept sounded hilarious and as someone who played a pirated copy of LSL on the Amiga, I would go for it.


Yes (Score: 1)
Posted By jtgjr007 on Wednesday, December 27 @ 17:20:40 EST
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All games have to go through Nintendo certification, and I highly doubt they'll go for this sort of thing.





Adult Wii (Score: 1)
Posted By CrypticCat on Sunday, December 24 @ 17:56:51 EST
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Well, there are cheaper alternatives developed for the PC and some of them even work over the 'net for both genders. There's even an entire webcam-community devoted to the use of such apparatusses.

No need for the big N to go adult. :'/

And then, what are you gonna do with the 'mote? Stroke it? Make probing gestures with it? Does a girl suck on it? And where does that leave gay-men? Are they going to shove up there?

Somehow, I don't think the 'mote is as useful as people believe it is.


Untitled (Score: 1)
Posted By MikeJames on Sunday, December 24 @ 18:56:53 EST
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You seem to know an aweful lot about 'online aparatus's. ;)

Mj




ROFLCOPTER! (Score: 1)
Posted By CrypticCat on Monday, December 25 @ 07:58:17 EST
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Erm... not really, but a while back I decided to try webcam-dating and instead of finding a bonafide dating-service, I got a lot of bizarro-community links that had nothing to do with guy-wants-a-soulmate type of service, but everything with the rest.

It's really amazing what's out there to have meaningless sex over the 'net, really.

Yet, all things considered, a real girl is best. There's nothing that can compare to the real deal. All I need to do is figure them out, really. They all come without a manual, for some bleeping reason.

Maybe that's why cusual sex is so popular! :)




adult wii ? (Score: 1)
Posted By TheGamer on Monday, December 25 @ 10:54:03 EST
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even tho I think any nintendo console is a "kidie" console. I'd like to point out resedent evil 5. very adult themes. I think nintendo has to break out of that Kiddie thing.

I haven't seen call of duty 3 yet on any console but hell war themes are very adult. its not like this a new thing for nintendo. Look back there were many third party "adult" games for consoles past.

I've played alot of the larry games. Its so toung and cheek. Why we picking on this game and not the many other ones out there.




Good point... (Score: 1)
Posted By CrypticCat on Monday, December 25 @ 13:09:41 EST
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As a LSL-veteran myself I agree to the toungue in cheek part, but then again, LSL was never about the deed, but about getting girls that far in an extremely campy way.

If I get the gist of the article, it's indeed about the more campy uses of the Wii-mote.., so LSL was a good choice, as it works at more levels in the context of the article.

I don't consider war ADULT, if it was, not so many children would suffer. Then again, no soul should be exposed to war, ofc.





i heard they were lethal! (Score: 1)
Posted By REDRooK on Tuesday, December 26 @ 19:01:10 EST
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I heard the remotes were dangerous, but after you take your partner's eye out with it, then you can say sorry by "popping her nut"?!?!??



What is next WTF. (Score: 1)
Posted By Angelito on Wednesday, December 27 @ 08:51:11 EST
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First we please woman on our minds, now on our TVs!!! :)


Untitled (Score: 1)
Posted By TommyFett on Friday, December 29 @ 13:13:13 EST
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It's be mostly a sausage fest if they had an online game like that! MMOSPG!!!





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Posted By KuruptU4Fun on Saturday, December 30 @ 19:36:03 EST
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I always said it would be strange for two guys to system link their Nintendo's together so they could play with their Wii-Wii's.....






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Posted By ShiftyCap0ne on Wednesday, January 31 @ 21:41:42 EST
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Advertising come on buddy just thought Id stop in and bark at u



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