Things You Will Never Understand Unless You Attend The Chicago Lan

Beldar in a purple and pink shirt with princess patches

Mike James screams like a girl

LBSutke and revolving doors

A full room of men chanting "Cock, Cock, Cock"

Waterborn being a hero and getting everyone a ride back from geek fest

Not getting food served to you anywhere but McDonalds

Waiting 2 hours for deep dish pizza

A drunk woman in the bar with the Profanity paddle

Eyes bleeding from so much gaming

Ken and White Castle

Capt. Rocks collection of spirits

Soup and DevonsAngel killing the raffle

Me picking Soups name over and over again

Laud Trevlin loves the Cock

Drost's amazing displaying of standing on the bed and yelling I'm the overlord and running out of the room while drunk

Geek Fest

Thursday night

Bad hotel food

The smell of 100 drunk geeks in the same room for 3 days

Noise

Ribs and alcohol

Poker

Dahji Drunk

Markus liking everyone when he's drunk

Dinner in the bar with Doodi, Red, BC, Glory, Em, and so many others

Crimping

DSmooth really is a dick

The "I need a sandwich" Club

Riding in the car with me when I'm pissed

Three breakfasts back to back to back

People knocking on your door at 6 am

Normal sucking at halo and still winning the Tourney

Taxi throwing shoes

Foot prints on windshields

And so much more

 

If you don't go you won't know

 

 

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