Im gonna do IT!

Ok so I agreed to do the cooking class.... maybe because im eagar to see how they will react when they are a "group",.... will they be tougher... stand up to me more... try to form an intervention to get me to stop being a NON stepford Wife? lol I'm not sure this is why I agreed to do it... Its like a train wreck... You slow down... maybe even stop... stare.... and just watch sometimes. This is my Train wreck...

I decided to do baked Ziti...  its very easy... simple ingredients and Im pretty sure they can't mess it up.. while thats baking i'll do Nutella pockets for dessert. 

Please wish me luck, I have to bring my 4 year old  im keeping chocolate in my pocket so she does not wonder far.. YOU never know what they will do if they corner her!!!!

Oh maybe a Mimosa will help lmfao

Car Pool next week

So I have Car pool next week.. it is also the last full week of school, Coincidence I think not SO any ideas what to do to these little mormon children that live in a bubble and take personal offense to my Coffee cup in the car ???? lol

to make matters worse they (( the mothers)) have invited me to "teach" a relief society.... (if your wondering WTF relief society is, its where the church keeps the little ladies so the men can have "real" convo's lol  and they get together out side of church as well.  ANY way they "wondered" if I would like to show them how to make an, I KID YOU NOT.....  sound it out, this is excatly how they said it.    .... EYEtaiLAN... translation.(. italian. ) MEAL.... I laughed, because I really thought it was a joke. SADLY it was not.

I think this was a PLOY to get me to meet with the moms so they can Program me to behave on the car pool week.  ALLL year I've had these women stare.... run... hide... and other wise avoid me like the plaque.. but this week hey can ya teach a cooking class??? WTF

SO many ways, I could roll with this... not sure at this point, I'll have a cocktail tonight and think it over.  ((insert evil chuckle)).

my 13 yo RANT

I truly just can't deal with her mood swings. I know this may sound Ironic to my Clan whores who play with me since im a moody wench However SHE is 13 heres my issues.

She wants to own all things hot topic and pretty but I have to beg her to shower lol

Has a cell phone and can text 47 words per second but can't pick up a cup and return it to a sink.

Can hold 14 convo's  at one time between the computer and phone and yet can't remember a list of 2 things I've asked. LIKE Brush ya teeth and shower!

Wants money but thinks chores are "stupid" lol

oh and thinks texting me.. is a) an acceptable way to communicate with me and B) thinks its funny to use some BS lingo to make me feel stupid... ((which i Do a lil bit))

This morning was the topper she falls out of bed late... wears an old ass t-shirt with a rip which in its self is fine but when you have shit in your closet 3'xs more pricey than MINE and you choose a fukn old ass ripped t it pisses me off NOW listen A ripped t could be "cool" when worn in the right situation like being GROOMED, but when you pair it with  messy  hair...and other shit.. YOU JUST LOOK HOMELESS!

This may sound Harsh.. tough SHIT!

take a god damn shower  do your own hair.... do your friggin chores... 

oh and kissed her forhead and told her to have a good fukn day at school!

this was all before 7:30  2 more Kiddo's to wake up.. OH JOY!

car pool again lol

Ok so if you've read my blog you know we had an issue with the first carpool, at that point I was told They didn't need me for awhile, Thats fine with me ((evil chuckle))

Well I had carpool this A.M.  Funniest Shit I have ever Seen.

First stop Mom at door leaned over whisper whisper whisper girl hops in and looks down I say good morning ... nothing.

second stop,  repeat of first stop

third stop EVEN better Mom sees its me and out right tells me I'll drive her !!! all while smiling and gave me the Wave... you know the wave the one you know they loath you but they do it just to be polite. lol

4th stop Hops in says hi and must have remembered his mommy told him not to talk to mean people and mid sentence just stops speaking all togehter lmfao

by this point Im half laughing but also a bit livid... ok so maybe im a bit abrassive, at times I may use a vulgarity or 4 but wheres the tolerence?

I tolerate your ass backward way of thinking. I tolerate them telling my 13yo they can't come to her house because I drink coffee. lol I allow them to put massive amounts of "hints" on my door that the heavenly father could save me...

YOU can't teach your kids to ride in a damn car and Say HI??? for fucking real?

So i do what i do best. Make the situation WORSE..

5th stop "HI how the FUCK ARE you Suzy.   I yell, " little man get in with the quickness I have Shit to do!!!! lol I honk as I leave..

Wait till im safely far enough away and just start talking to my daughter about the blood and gore of Gears How fucking sweet cod was last night i was sniping heads off like nothing... I also maybe made a reference to GTA ((although i dont care for the game)) I may have said i slapped a ho than killed her! lmfao all watching their little faces just trying to swallow all our talk!! a) video games are the devils work b) any thing with blood or curses are evil  c) a Mom playing.... just herracy!

Arrived at school and said ," Stay safe Bitches see ya at 3"

woke up pissy

Why the hell is it a great offense to some people when others are in a mood... I live in an area of stepford wives whom either pop pills or paint their smile on all the time and quietly fall apart, FUK THAT Im in a shitty mood I was in one yesterday as well and all day just was not social or engaging but in no way rude. however it is such a foreign concept to actually express your self why is that?

Sometimes I just feel blah maybe once every few months, i throw  a pitty party..... and about an hour or so later over it.  whether its about money, the kids... the hubby figure.... who knows maybe i looked exceptionally fat that day but for what ever reason i was anti social SO why ....OH WHY must  some people pick that apart?

Can't people have shitty ass days.... and not fukn fake it?

OH btw I love left 4 dead but i need way more coop practice before verses!!!! sorry kez!! hehehehe