Wigman

Name: Wigman
Joined On: Mar 09, 2006
Maintag: SRBER
Age: 36
Occupation: Technician
Location: CT
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Last seen: 10/15/09

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12/31/09

Happy New Year!

Well I just want to wish everyone a safe and HAPPY NEW YEAR! oh and I came across this little tidbit and I felt like sharing! LOL

Posted by Wigman @ 9:39 am EDT | Permalink | 0 Comments

05/09/09

Bring it on

Just a fun little site to kill some time during the day.

http://srber.mybrute.com

Later!

Posted by Wigman @ 7:11 pm EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

04/17/09

He He

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ..

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.

later

Posted by Wigman @ 10:31 am EDT | Permalink | 0 Comments

12/18/08

Shopping Time

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, a store where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but she cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor.

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more,' and continues upward.

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow!' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help with housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims. 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor.

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor.

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives who love sex.

The second floor has wives who love sex, have money, and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth floors have never been visited.

Later

Posted by Wigman @ 10:14 am EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

08/27/08

Job Opening!

Subject: FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two

men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the

men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you

will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances.'

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .

Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my

wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came

out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The

agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn.. She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

bangin g on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from

her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.

'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy.

Don't mess with them.