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Realization Dawns...

Dsmooth...

...is a dick.

I have it from good sources (his stinky ass), that he's just doing all this to boost his blog hits for the month.  What a douche.

Dsmooth...  Suck a dick, and die in a fire!  :-)

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How Taxi sees the United States:

LAN Thank Yous

Ok, my final LAN post for awhile.

I've got a long list of thank yous, so I'll start on Thursday and try and remember everything from each day.

1.  Thank you to doodi, Dsmooth, and all the others who helped put this baby together.

2.  Thanks to Taxi for throwing his shoe again this year.

3.  Thanks to Dahji for the awesome Profanity keychains he created.  They fucking rock.

4.  Thanks to Caesar for letting me play his Aerosmith Guitar Hero.

5.  Thanks to Sparhawk and Normalguy for supplying me with a few free beers.

6.  Thanks to JeepChick for kicking me in the nuts.

7.  Thanks to Mac's for awesome breakfasts.  God I'm going to miss that place.

8.  Thanks to Caesar for being a goofy fucker.

9.  Thanks to Laud for making me laugh...  a lot.  (Remember, Ladies shaves just for you!)

10.  Thanks to Xsmoke for sponsoring the FFA.  Damn it felt good to play H3 on a LAN.  And, it made me feel good to realize that I still had skillz even though I've barely played H3 for almost over a year.

11.  Thanks to Gauis Caesar for providing Profanity with some awesome Tequila and Whiskey for our annual LAN shot.

12.  Thanks to Em for taking a part of the "prize that shall not be named" for her own use.  Glad I don't have to explain that particular piece to the wife.

13.  Thanks to Gearbox for coming through and providing some swag for the event.

14.  Thanks to Xsmoke and Icey for introducing me to Black Cherry Vodka.  God damn that's some good shit!  I'd blame my FFA perfomance on it, (I was drinking it hard then) but I usually play better with drink in me.

15.  Thanks to doodi for "Fucking Soup Again!"

16.  Thanks to Ken for drawing my name for the prize "That shall not be named."  That's what happens when you buy a shitload of raffle tickets hoping to win the Rock Band.  You dance with the devil, you get burned.

17.  Thanks to TSA for not freaking out about the MC Statue.

18.  Thanks to Tdrag for donating the MC Statue to the FFA Tournament.

19.  Thanks to everyone who showed up and made the LAN fun.  Sorry if I missed anyone.  I just can't remember everything!

19.  And once again, thanks to Laud and Dahji for providing me with some laughs:

LAN Apologies

Ok...  it's been brought to my attention...  and I was somewhat aware of it already, but I've been informed that I was pretty withdrawn this entire LAN weeknd.

Yeah.  I know.  My apologies.

The LAN weekend didn't really start out good for me.  I was up all night Wednesday night with a sick daughter, so come Thursday evening, I was totally exhausted, and I missed Wisest Wizard, the beer can stripper pole, and all the other shenanigans that went on.  I went to my hotel room to make a call to the family at home and I laid down on the bed while I was talking to them.  Once I hung up, I crashed.  Hard.

Come Friday, I found out the wife was now sick, and pretty much got dragged into a funk because of it.

I'm normally an introverted person, and going into a funk really makes me withdraw into myself.

So, as such, I was pretty much aloof and asocial for the entire weekend.

For that, I apologize if I was abrupt with anyone or just plain anti-social.

Normally, when I drink, I'm a fairly social and laid back person, but the alcohol seemed to just make my mood worse.

Blech.

I didn't take any pictures, and I didn't meet everyone that I wanted to and should have met.  These are stupid moves that I'm going to regret until at least this next LAN.  Maybe not regret as much as Drost's regret of missing the FFA finals by ONE kill.  But I'll regret it none-the-less.

Anyways, I did have fun for the most part, and my apologies again to anyone hit by flying debris from my controller when it desintigrated during the FFA.  Oh, and to anyone offended my by liberal, and loud use of "FUCK!!!" during aforementioned FFA.  Felt like I was back in my early days of H2.  LOL.

Anyways, here's an embarrasing picture of me with one of the Gaius Master Pieces.  Enjoy: