Almost a freakin year??

Hot damn, it's been like a year since I added an entry here. Time so freakin flies don't it?? Gadszooks.

Well maybe it's just that I have been somewhat busy this past year that my thoughts and dreams have been crushed for yet another year, so nothing more to add really except that I just became a new grandpa (again) on the 27th of Sep. A 7 pound eight ounce bouncing baby boy. I can only say I'm a happy mofo everyone is healthy and happy so far. This kid cries louder than a timmy losing at halo though, man. First time I was talking to my son with him in the room, he chimed in and that was the end of that call. Holy shit...it's been like a year since an update. Wow, I still find that shit hard to believe. I AM getting fucking old. Either that, or my daily pain meds are working better than I thought. Here's to my new grandson...Huuwaahhhhh!!

PUN

Cripes!!

It's been like forever since I posted a damn blog update. Shit, time is moving way too fast...time to get some thoughts down methinks!! Just not today, due to Halo running my life at the moment. Damn game.

PUN

Bored shitless...5:50am Sunday morn...

I was perusing through peoples blogs, and decided I would finally stop by mine and drone off some bored thoughts. Ever just sit there at times, looking out a window, and there isn't particularly anything going on, but your mind races at like 100 mph and shit? I thought I would jot down some of this shit, because you never know...it may just be a formula to cure a disease, or stop world hunger, or maybe, just maybe, might wake up my wife so she will fix a pot of coffee so I don't have to. Cripes I'm a seriously lazy fuck anymore. How hard is it to make a pot of coffee. Let's see...water: check. Filter: check. Coffee: checkarooni. Ok, now here's the part I hate...we buy beans, not pre-ground shit, so I gotta dump so many beans in the shredder/grinder/finger remover, grind the poor bastards into dust, then CAREFULLY (wife tells me like this...CAREFULLY OK? CARRRRRRREFULLY...almost....YOU ASSHOLE,..YOU JUST DUMPED GROUNDS PAST THE FILTER, GET THE FUCK AWAY, I'LL FINISH! Of course, I did that on purpose, so she thinks I'm a dolt who can't even make coffee correctly, so she always does it. Ok, back to laziness...so then ya dump the water in, and turn it on. Cripes, that's serious fuckin work if you ask me baby. I hate makin it. Why? No fucking clue. It takes literally seconds, yet seems like hours. WTF has happened to me? Oh yea, I'm lazy. I admit it, and those who don't...yer fuckin' either lying, or your one of those uber clean types, which of course I wish I had married one of those to pick up after me.

Hell, I aint dissin my wife, she does good for me, but of course, if I ask her to vaccuum, she wants me to bleed dust from my ass in 50 pound loads or some shit before she breaks out that fuckin machine. Out of all the chores around the house, why she hates vaccuuming so much is beyond me. You don't get dirty, the damn thing has a motor so ya don't have to push it with force (at least hers (well...ours, heh) does, not all of them of course, but you knew that too didn't ya asshat? Don't get pissy with me k?) And it even has a cool headlight helping you find all those little crumbs and shit nuggets your family kindly leaves behind on the fuckin floor. Sounds almost like a fuckin theme park ride eh? I guess her (well...ours, heh) vaccuum, is my coffee. Fuckin makin coffee sucks.

Wait, this was about boredom, and since I went and took a break (wiz) and came back to this, I'll get back on subject. Ok, things goin through my head a while ago, as I was staring out the window. Now these may seem like rantings or some shit, but in all seriousness, I was just grooving to myself thinking about random shit. Ok, here goes nuttin.

Peanut Butter on crackers or toast, what is better, 'cause I'm hungry, and that's easy. Window's pretty dirty, better tell the wife. My right shoe seems a bit tight (I look at it awhile) these shoes are fuckin lame, how much did they cost, I got goinked...fuckin shoe salesman. I need some aspirin, but I don't want that fuckin taste this early in the morning. Goddamn back is killin me, fuck. Meds time, I'll get 'em in a bit. I wonder if we have aspirin still. What the fuck is aspirin made from? Who in the fuck discovered that this white shit would heal pain? Did he just eat a fuckin mouthful and say, goddamn, this shit helps pain! Hungry still, got some pizza, but it's all old and dry and shit. I like pizza even when it's old and dry. I seriously need some food, I didn't eat dinner. I bet that bird fuckin shits on my car. The crow scared him away, heheh, that was funny, damn shittin on my car wannabe fuckin bird. Crow left, birds back. Fuckin bird. Fuckin bird looks all diseased and shit. Man that's one fucked up lookin robin. I wish I had my pellet gun. Bird got a bug or worm. Oh shit, gross, it squish ate that fucker. I'm not hungry anymore. I need some meds, bad. Aspirin too. Who named aspirin anyway? That's a stupid fuckin name for that shit. I woulda called it "painaway" or some easy shit like that. I seriously hate the fuck who named aspirin now. Was that dude's name Lord Aspirin Aspercreme or some shit? Stupid fuckin asshole. T-shirt needs changing. Burnt a hole in it tonight. Burnt through to my chest. Fuckin hurt like a bitch. Hahaha I need a smokers bib. Fuckin bird is grossin me out, it ate something worm like, and it looked like string shit. I hope that fucker gets a damn attack from it just so I have something to watch other than it feeding on gross shit. I seriously wish I had my pellet gun. Bird left, didn't shit on my car, but dropped a load on my lawn. I'll probably step on that spot later, barefooted. Fuck, I seriously want that bird off the planet. Shitting on my lawn, damn I am seriously not hungry now. I hate birds. STOP!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I know that seemed like a lotta shit, but that was only like 3 minutes of my morning. At least I turned on the puter for a bit, and I'm not bored anymore. I could seriously use an aspirin and my meds though, so until next time dear readers...lates.

PUN

Thought of the day: If you are a smoker, do you wish you could smoke in your sleep?

PS. I'm not gonna edit this, so if there are misspellings and f'd up vocab, tough shit.

Time flies like mofo!

Well, I was gonna write in this thing a lot more than I have been, but cripes, I have just been a lazy mofo. I will get back to biz soon, because I have a few choice notes to drone on about. Be sure to check back in the next...oh...six...or seven months from now, at the rate i'm going, for some newer shiznit.

Hugs,

PUN

PS. Thought of the day: If you had three hands, where would you want the third one to be placed?

PPS. The answer to the above question, cannot contain words about the mid torso. Sick biznatches.

WTF....over?

I'm seriously starting to get pissed at the 360. Why you ask? Well, let's see...I am now on my seventh (yea, seventh...aint this a bitch?) one, and it is now doing the same thing the other 6 started doing before they went tits up. First, it starts with a bunch of dirty disc errors. Then, after those become less frequest, I get the white background with "Please place this disc into an xbox 360 to play" message in like 8 different languages. That damn message is about as lame as it gets. Then, after a few of those, then damn thing just will stop playing xbox games, and just give me the second message above, no matter how many times I open and close the disc drive. Now, here's the thing...I play the 360 a LOT. But never have I had to replace any console I have owned until now. Every other console has held up with my gaming, except this one, and I'm pissed.

After my 2nd one took a shit, I went out and bought that fan kit for it. A few weeks later, it took a shit. The 4th met the same fate a few months later. Took said fan off, and brought in aa table fan for it. No difference, the rest took a shit too. I have tried to keep it cool, have tried all the other fixes people seemed to have stated worked, and to my surprise, nothing has helped. Is anyone else having this problem? Again, it has been the dvd drive on every one that i have had...wtf? I'm too pissed to be witty this post, so I'll leave it here, as I start to call MS once again for my return box. Muddaphuck!!

PUN