LucifersPearl

Name: LucifersPearl
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12/10/08

Snow...

Okay for those who live up north this is nothing big... HOWEVER... it never snows here. Like I really can never remember when the snow has stuck on the ground... flurries yes... but snow on the ground no. This is Houston people... more humid then NYC... and hot... snow is evil...

How cold is this winter going to get???



Posted by LucifersPearl @ 10:38 pm EDT | Permalink | 6 Comments

10/22/08

US tax system... explained in beer,,,

 

 A brilliant explanation of our tax system using actual percentages, the impact of a tax cut, and the public reaction that even Obama should be able to understand.  Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:  

 

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1.  The sixth would pay $3.  The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12.  The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.  So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

 

'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.  

 

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.  But what about the other six men - the paying customers?  How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'  They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would  each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same  amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.  And so - The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).  The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).  The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).  The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).  The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).  Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free.  

 

But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. 'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'  'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too.  It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'  'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'  'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!' The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

 

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him.  But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important.  They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!  And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being  wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier. For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, or will not, understand, no explanation is possible.



Posted by LucifersPearl @ 3:33 pm EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

10/10/08

Banned SNL skit...

Now why would they want this to be hush hush... hmmmm...

 

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Posted by LucifersPearl @ 11:36 am EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

07/18/08

Thought this was beautiful...

Okay before you comment on this know that this is in no way a political post and I don't want that debate started here I just thought that this was a very moving and wanted to share...
 
Tony Snow, R.I.P.
June 1, 1955 - July 12, 2008
 
Tony Snow's Testimony on Life & Death
 
This is a beautiful testimony on life and death from Tony Snow, President Bush's former Press Secretary. A Catholic convert, aConservative writer, commentator and broadcaster Tony Snow announced in 2005 that he had colon cancer. Following surgery and chemotherapy, Snow joined the Bush Administration in April 2006 as Press Secretary. On March 23, 2007, Snow, 51, announced the cancer had recurred, with tumors found in his abdomen, leading to surgery in April, followed by more chemotherapy. Snow went back to work in the White House Briefing Room on May 30, 2007, but resigned once again due to illness. Earlier that month, on May 12, 2007, at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington, D.C., Tony gave an inspiring 118th Annual Commencement Address for the graduates at Catholic University of America. Here is a link to Tony's commencement address, "Reason, Faith, Vocation." At age 53, Tony, a husband and father of three, passed away in the early morning hours on Saturday, July 12, 2008. We pray for the repose of his soul that Tony be taken to his Heavenly reward, if not already. Below is Tony's testimony on life and death.
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'Blessings arrive in unexpected packages, - in my case, cancer. Those of us with potentially fatal diseases - and there are millions in America today - find ourselves in the odd position of coping with our mortality while trying to fathom God's will. Although it would be the height of presumption to declare with confidence 'What It All Means,' Scripture provides powerful hints and consolations.
 
The first is that we shouldn't spend too much time trying to answer the 'why' questions: Why me? Why must people suffer? Why can't someone else get sick? We can't answer such things, and the questions themselves often are designed more to express our anguish than to solicit an answer.
 
I don't know why I have cancer, and I don't much care. It is what it is, a plain and indisputable fact. Yet even while staring into a mirror darkly, great and stunning truths begin to take shape. Our maladies define a central feature of our existence: We are fallen. We are imperfect. Our bodies give out.
 
But despite this, - or because of it, - God offers the possibility of salvation and grace. We don't know how the narrative of our lives will end, but we get to choose how to use the interval between now and the moment we meet our Creator face-to-face.
 
Second, we need to get past the anxiety. The mere thought of dying can send adrenaline flooding through your system. A dizzy, unfocused panic seizes you. Your heart thumps; your head swims. You think of nothingness and swoon. You fear partings; you worry about the impact on family and friends. You fidget and get nowhere.
 
To regain footing, remember that we were born not into death, but into life,- and that the journey continues after we have finished our days on this earth. We accept this on faith, but that faith is nourished by a conviction that stirs even within many non believing hearts - an intuition that the gift of life, once given, cannot be taken away. Those who have been stricken enjoy the special privilege of being able to fight with their might, main, and faith to live fully, richly, exuberantly - no matter how their days may be numbered.
 
Third, we can open our eyes and hearts. God relishes surprise. We want lives of simple, predictable ease, smooth, even trails as far as the eye can see, - but God likes to go off-road. He provokes us with twists and turns. He places us in predicaments that seem to defy our endurance; and comprehension - and yet don't. By His love and grace, we persevere. The challenges that make our hearts leap and stomachs churn invariably strengthen our faith and grant measures of wisdom and joy we would not experience otherwise.
 
'You Have Been Called'. Picture yourself in a hospital bed. The fog of anesthesia has begun to wear away. A doctor stands at your feet, a loved one holds your hand at the side. 'It's cancer,' the healer announces.
 
The natural reaction is to turn to God and ask him to serve as a cosmic Santa. 'Dear God, make it all go away. Make everything simpler.' But another voice whispers: 'You have been called.' Your quandary has drawn you closer to God, closer to those you love, closer to the issues that matter,- and has dragged into insignificance the banal concerns that occupy our 'normal time.'
 
There's another kind of response, although usually short-lived an inexplicable shudder of excitement, as if a clarifying moment of calamity has swept away everything trivial and tiny, and placed before us the challenge of important questions.
 
The moment you enter the Valley of the Shadow of Death, things change. You discover that Christianity is not something doughy, passive, pious, and soft. Faith may be the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. But it also draws you into a world shorn of fearful caution. The life of belief teems with thrills, boldness, danger, shocks, reversals, triumphs, and epiphanies. Think of Paul, traipsing through the known world and contemplating trips to what must have seemed the antipodes (Spain), shaking the dust from his sandals, worrying not about the morrow, but only about the moment.
 
There's nothing wilder than a life of humble virtue, - for it is through selflessness and service that God wrings from our bodies and spirits the most we ever could give, the most we ever could offer, and the most we ever could do.
 
Finally, we can let love change everything. When Jesus was faced with the prospect of crucifixion, he grieved not for himself, but for us. He cried for Jerusalem before entering the holy city. From the Cross, he took on the cumulative burden of human sin and weakness, and begged for forgiveness on our behalf.
 
We get repeated chances to learn that life is not about us, that we acquire purpose and satisfaction by sharing in God's love for others. Sickness gets us part way there. It reminds us of our limitations and dependence. But it also gives us a chance to serve the healthy. A minister friend of mine observes that people suffering grave afflictions often acquire the faith of two people, while loved ones accept the burden of two peoples' worries and fears.
 
'Learning How to Live'. Most of us have watched friends as they drifted toward God's arms, not with resignation, but with peace and hope. In so doing, they have taught us not how to die, but how to live. They have emulated Christ by transmitting the power and authority of love.
 
I sat by my best friend's bedside a few years ago as a wasting cancer took him away. He kept at his table a worn Bible and a 1928 edition of the Book of Common Prayer. A shattering grief disabled his family, many of his old friends, and at least one priest. Here was an humble and very good guy, someone who apologized when he winced with pain because he thought it made his guest uncomfortable. He retained his equanimity and good humor literally until his last conscious moment. 'I'm going to try to beat [this cancer],' he told me several months before he died. 'But if I don't, I'll see you on the other side.'
 
His gift was to remind everyone around him that even though God doesn't promise us tomorrow, he does promise us eternity, - filled with life and love we cannot comprehend, - and that one can in the throes of sickness point the rest of us toward timeless truths that will help us weather future storms.
 
Through such trials, God bids us to choose: Do we believe, or do we not? Will we be bold enough to love, daring enough to serve, humble enough to submit, and strong enough to acknowledge our limitations? Can we surrender our concern in things that don't matter so that we might devote our remaining days to things that do?
 
When our faith flags, he throws reminders in our way. Think of the prayer warriors in our midst. They change things, and those of us who have been on the receiving end of their petitions and intercessions know it. It is hard to describe, but there are times when suddenly the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, and you feel a surge of the Spirit. Somehow you just know: Others have chosen, when talking to the Author of all creation, to lift us up, - to speak of us!
 
This is love of a very special order. But so is the ability to sit back and appreciate the wonder of every created thing. The mere thought of death somehow makes every blessing vivid, every happiness more luminous and intense. We may not know how our contest with sickness will end, but we have felt the ineluctable touch of God.
 
What is man that Thou art mindful of him? We don't know much, but we know this: No matter where we are, no matter what we do, no matter how bleak or frightening our prospects, each and every one of us who believe, each and every day, lies in the same safe and impregnable place, in the hollow of God's hand.'
T. Snow
 



Posted by LucifersPearl @ 7:23 am EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

07/11/08

Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution

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Yes I know I just did a review this week. But there was such a buzz on this one I just had to try it out. So in my opinion this is like a Simcity board game. Bascially you chose a civilization and decide where you want it to go and what you want it to do. For instance do you want a republic, democracy, fuedalism, yada yada. Do you want to nuke everyone or be religious zealots. Do you want to watch India totally pwn your ass with rocket ships... so on and so forth.

This is just one of those games that you kinda lose yourself in for a couple hours only to look up at the clock and realize you should have gone to bed hours ago but you really want Japan out of your city so maybe just fifteen more minutes.

So if there's anything to learn from this game is that democracy sucks (from the games point of view). So here I am developing my three little cities making peace treaties with everyone when here comes my allie Japan. "Japan has just taken over your city." WTF I just spent thirty minutes developing that SOB F*** you this is war. So you have all these armies you've developed and you go to attack and here comes the kicker... "Sorry but the people vetoed your decision." WHAT THE HELL... But they just took MY city... screw the people that was MY city. To no avail... I lost my city. Bastards... If you're gonna play this just become a dictator and nuke em all... it's not that simple and there's no dictators... DAMN!!!

The game play is average and the graphics are average. Overall its an average game but it's addictive. I could see myself playing it for hours on end EXCEPT that it cost $60. This should be a market place arcade game at best and I'll be more than happy to pick it up when it comes down under $30. Don't get me wrong I don't not like it... I just don't think its worth that kinda money. But if you're looking for a single player game that you can just stick in and not have to worry about Timmies and your contact drying out from too much FPS then its probably a game you'd enjoy.

So I know this is kinda break from the FPS/shooter genres I normally play but I do enjoy other games as well. Really wether or not you like this one comes down to what kind of game you enjoy. If you don't mind the turn-based system and strategy games you may very well like this game. But if action and fast paced games are what you're looking for may I suggest another game. Overrall I had mixed emotions about this game.

I kept picking egyptian and I don't know why...

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Okay maybe I do know why... but I am just not admitting it...

Current ratings:
IGN 8.8
Gamespot 8.3



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