My job,,,

The mechanics are terible. They are the absolute worst I have ever dealt with. Not only are the horror storys that you hear about true about these scumbags but people actually believe they do a good job...

I am stunned that these fools can get away with the shit they do. They sink ships, destroy $150,000 equipment, tear wheels off trailers, drive through shop doors and generally destroy everything they touch. I am amazed when the actually do something right.

Worse yet, I have to get jacked up for fixing their screw ups out on the road. Nothing pisses me off more.

For those that are not handy...

Here is a handy guide for all of you that are not handy:

DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar
stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings
your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which
you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the
workbench with the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and
hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to
say, 'Oh shit!'

SKILL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS:
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of
blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs
into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW:
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle...
It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and
the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your
future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS:
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If
nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense
welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your
shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub
out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW:
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles
for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:
Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed
your new brake shoes , trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW:
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good
aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash
can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:
A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you
forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening
old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but
can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:
A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common
slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR:
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you
needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER:
A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as
a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE:
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons
delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such
as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector
magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially
useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

Son of a bitch TOOL: (A personal favorite!!)
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling
'Son of a b*tch' at the top of your lungs, just as your in-laws or any
impressionable
children walk through the door. It is also, most often, the next tool
that you will need.
 

I am back!

Back again...

/does stupid dance

ummm... that is all.

BACON.

 I like it...

My 360 got RRoD. So I went out and grabbed an Arcade. I think this thing is a complete POS. Definatly a lemon. Id trade it in on an elite but I already got a 120hd... Im pissed. 

Shit sucks ass.

Yup.

Got that Taurus "Judge". Its a .45 long colt thats also chambered for a 410ga. It shoots awesome. At 20 yards its simple point and shoot with either the 45 or 000buck. At rest at 50 yards I can easily take a deer.

Too bad it broke. Fucking thing broke while I was shooting it. The rounds(either) drag on the pistol frame. So, back to Brazil it goes.

This year has sucked. I think so anyways. Nothing has gone right for anyone here. At least I didnt lose my house like my buddy... I got that going for me. :/

Well, thats it I guess.