Just now getting hungover....

Dad Spam:

Tic TaC TOe

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To make it stand,  
You wet it !
To make it wet,      
You suck it !
To make it stiff,        
You lick it !
To get it in,  
You push it!  

Damn !    
                                           
Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH

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When I get stressed.  I like to fly over mountains....

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I could quote the Beatles here - Let It Be - or Linkin Park - In the End ..it doesn't even matter - but it wouldn't ease my mind or yours.  It just puts me in the swirl.

Here's to the bomb shelter in the swirl. 

XOXO -

Jeepy

3 Weddings and a LAN

20 things off the top of my head. Pics later today. I had a freakin blast. Great to meet everyone!

1. Did anyone ever see that poor sap Beakface was marrying?

2. I can't believe I missed an invite to the Botox party

3. When a Chicagoan(sp?) tells you that you only need 2 Long Island Ice Teas at the House of Blues... LISTEN TO THEM (I still can't remember a damn thing after I clocked Peepshow in the pit)

4. Real men cry at baseball games

5. Real men don't retaliate when an insane woman clocks them for no apparent good reason

6. Groucho Marx was in the teal and black wedding party

7. The L train... there are not enough "oh shit" bars on that train

8. Ripping denim is as fun as it sounds. Especially when you are hot! ;)

9. True love only comes scrawled out on a greasy packet of ketchup in silver sharpie

10. If a chick is pretending to kick you in the nuts... there is a 50% chance she will accidentally actually kick you in the nuts

11. 4 out of 4 occupants of Boogie's car agree that I can't sing

12. I still got it at Gears

13. old men in saggy tighty whities IS as disgusting as it sounds....

14. The best way to apologize for pwning someone is to hook them up with yummy beverages

15. Someone who loves the cock, sucks at Gears... really bad.... painful to watch

16. W3RD

17. The best way to disguise the shenanigans of a LAN... is to book them right next to 3 weddings

18. Nothing better than tickling the ticklish!

19. There are some people you just cannot blindly follow. They have cajones.... you probably don't.

20. Bouncing back from a world-ending evening of drinking is easy as hell when you have the Duty boys to make you smile.

T-Minus 2 days and the Other Hammett

T-Minus two days until touchdown in Chi-Town for the LAN!  WOOT WOOT!

10/21/2008 Glendale, AZ Jobing Arena
10/23/2008 Albuquerque, NM Tingley Coliseum
10/25/2008 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center
10/26/2008 Des Moines, IA Wells Fargo Arena
11/1/2008 Portland, OR Rose Quarter
11/3/2008 Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena
11/4/2008 Denver, CO Pepsi Center
11/6/2008 Omaha, NE Qwest Center
11/8/2008 Moline, IL iWireless Center
11/9/2008 Columbus, OH Schottenstein Center
11/17/2008 St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center
11/18/2008 Tulsa, OK BOK Center
11/20/2008 Houston, TX Toyota Center
11/22/2008 Little Rock, AR Alltel Arena
11/23/2008 New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena
12/1/2008 Seattle, WA Key Arena
12/2/2008 Vancouver, BC GM Place
12/4/2008 Calgary, Canada Pengrowth Saddledome
12/7/2008 Edmonton, Canada Rexall Place
12/12/2008 Ontario, CA Citizens Bank Arena
12/13/2008 Fresno, CA Save Mart Center
12/15/2008 San Diego, CA Cox Arena
12/17/2008 Los Angeles, CA The Forum
12/20/2008 Oakland, CA Oracle Arena
1/12/2009 Milwaukee, WI Bradley Center
1/13/2009 Detroit, MI Joe Louis Arena
1/15/2009 Washington, DC Verizon Center
1/17/2009 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center
1/18/2009 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Center
1/26/2009 Chicago, IL Allstate Arena
1/29/2009 Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum
1/31/2009 Newark, NJ Prudential Center

Yup, nowhere fucking near me dammit.  ROOOOOOAD TRIP! Maybe I can use my last name to get backstage....Hammett, yeah Hammett, look at my damn driver's licence punk!

Happy and Sad at the Same Time....

Dad Spam: "A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She said, "You have the biggest dick of all your friends."

LAN LAN LAN! I can't wait to see everyone later this week! I can't believe it's really time for the damn LAN! I might even shave my legs and wear a skirt... well maybe.

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Rats you say?!?!

The puppies look like little rats.  Maybe it's because they are still so tiny (I can fit one easily in the palm of my hand), or possibly the fact that their eyes and ears haven't opened yet.  I can't remember how old they are when that happens.  Momma Chewie is doing well, feeding them well, but finally coming out of the puppy den to roam the back yard some.  I snuck them inside for a little bit last night and they fell asleep on me.  Sorry about the low lighting, I didn't want to wake the kids. 

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I still haven't gotten back into playing Xbox.  Even though I finally accepted an invite to a Civ:Rev game the other night... LOL... much to the surprise of my host - he didn't think I would show up and overbooked the room!  I can't blame him thought, I haven't accepted an invite to a game in over a month. 

I am hoping the LAN will bring some of that gaming drive back to me.  If not, I know GoW2 or CODWaW will this fall.  Until then its puppies, kittens, and kids.  Pretty nice way to spend your evenings.  Although it's not half as exciting as Chainsaws, Claymores and Airstrikes. 

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Paris Hilton's response to the McCain ad is pretty damn funny.  I know she probably had great editing, and a great script, but she delivers her Energy Plan pretty damn well. 

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d