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The perfect turkey!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING..........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays

Ingredients:
1 whole turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.

Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;

Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on
each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.

Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should
look like the one in the picture.

Bon Appetit!

Posted by Flapjaxx @ 9:04 am EDT | Permalink | 4 Comments

04/01/09

Happy HUMP Day!

Happy HUMP Day!

Funny of the day:

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02/27/09

19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

I get an occassional funny email to pass along... this made me laugh, so hopefully you will too! Happy Friday! TGIF!

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.    At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.   See If They Slow Down.

2.    Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks   Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9.   As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10.    Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.   Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13.    Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because  You're Not In the Mood.

16.    Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17.    When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18.    When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
     "Run For Your Lives!      They're Loose!"

19.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."