Corcki

Name: Corcki
Joined On: Jun 20, 2005
Maintag: Corcki2
Age: 30
Occupation: Apprentice Electrician
Location: Longview, TX
Currently: Offline
Last seen: 7/3/09

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05/29/09

Something smells funny in here.

A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"

Bartender: No we don't.

Guy: That's a shame, it's his birthday.

Posted by Corcki @ 8:12 pm EDT | Permalink | 0 Comments

05/28/09

Everything all fixeded.

Just got my 360 back, computer is working, and they gave me a free month of XBL. I officially no longer hate my 360 and computer.

Posted by Corcki @ 10:00 pm EDT | Permalink | 0 Comments

05/26/09

Damn Sunday Drivers....

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.

He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car.

The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them.

Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other.

A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.

The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph.

He then relayed, "and your not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10 speed bike honking to pass".

Posted by Corcki @ 9:03 pm EDT | Permalink | 1 Comments

05/19/09

I hate my computer and 360 right now.

I've had great luck the past two weeks. First, my computer gives me a blue screen then dies. I spent all of last week trying to fix it. A lot of good my collected computer skills/experience were, I still had to take it in to be fixed at a local repair center. I built the darned thing, been using, and upgrading it myself for the past year with no problems until now. I should be able to fix it, or so I thought. Even my other dorky computer nerd friends couldn't get it straightened out. Right after it crapped out I tried to play some COD:W@W and I got a nice E74 error message instead of getting to kill. I hate my life right now.

Posted by Corcki @ 6:47 pm EDT | Permalink | 3 Comments

12/26/08

I live in Texas.

I finally got down here with everything intact. Living in East Texas is going to be a welcome change from Rhode Island. Eventually I may have to go visit JoeBob and his clan. Whom else lives around here?

Posted by Corcki @ 3:01 pm EDT | Permalink | 2 Comments

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