Happy Late V-D Day.

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex,
she spent the next 1/2  hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she
seemed to love to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing
that?'

"Because," she replied, "I miss mine."


Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it??

Quality ME time is no longer existant.

More changes keep a comin!

All Technologists have now been changed from Salaried to Hourly.  I am to learn AAI (ankle and arm indexes, to check for Peripheral Vascular disease), and to learn EECP (how to aid congestive heart failure patients externally with increasing blood flow to the coronary arteries) in addition to being the primary Cat Scan Tech.

Starting my Bachelor's of Science in Marketing/Management in March.  8 week courses...yay!

My Textiles and Consumer Sociology courses at the Community college end May 14th.

I have a job interview with Nordstrom's in Scottsdale for a part time position in merchandising.

WELL.  Coulow ain't happy unless she's busy and damnit, she gots busy!  Will gaming time go down?  Of fucking course, but when I have time for my hobby, I will play.  I am turning into my Mother. She's a martyr.

Damnit.

Time to go learn EECP. The main guy is getting married to the Medical Assistant for one of the Cardiologists, and they're both off for the next 1.5 wks.

Yay...just informational as to "Where the fuck is Coulow?"

Ti Amo,

COULOW

I'm not neurotic, my deptartment just wasn't chosen.

My husband says I'm a pessimist.  I've gone full blown into "Operation Career Change" and have been over the past month, constantly afraid of losing my job.  No patients to scan. They're going to cut me! I scream like a banshee into his ear, and he waves me as a pessimist.

Email. This am.  Time for Coulow to get a weekend job in her new career field in addition to attending college...

[i]Subject: Nuclear

Poem

A WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.. Oh send a king to make me queen... A man who loves to cook and clean.. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits from my mother....

A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

Busy Adult Life means, ask your peers!

Maybe I didn't get the memo, while I spent Saturday buying a shiny new laptop, *drool*, I arrive at work Monday, to find all the girls spent their Saturday's getting new do's and spa treatments.

OY. I'm a nerd.  *sigh* Oh well.  I HAVE a LAPTOP that suits all my needs, and I can wear a HAT. So....there.

In gaming news, I have but the Hunter left to complete on Borderlands. In order:

Beserker = 50. Staying stagnant until someone needs a MP homie.

Siren = 50. My fav, AND I have 2 more grueling, leg numbing, ass sweating hours of Underdome to complete with my hellfire lolita.

Soldier = 50. Okay, okay, Minemagnet was right. He IS the easiest character.  However, he stays in hard drive land unless there's no other high ranked Soldiers, or someone needs him in MP.

Gotta start and finish the Hunter.  Oy, he'll be a tough one for me based on my playing style.  I'm a rambo, suicidal maniac, and I hate staying back for long shots (durka?).  Since I shall be finishing off my 2 underdomes of moisturized ass crack and the Hunter (which will only take a weekend), what to do next?

Mass Effect fan boys. Yo. I'm calling you out. Apparently, this is the next hot thing, however according to many internet reviews, your original character is importable, so, should I buy and complete ME1 before tapping ME2's ass?  Hrm, can't decide.  I still have a MW2 prestige to work on, but I play that here and there inbetween my RPG obsessions.

Eh. School tonight. Textiles. Burning stuff. Tres excited. Here's to keeping my eyebrows intact!

Ti Amo,

COULOW