A well deserved ass kicking

My favorite holiday cookies

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

                                              
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Let it snow!

Well Dennis's nose is still swollen....the trip to the ER was not in vain. The guy's taking this like a champ though, he never went down in the fight and never cried. Coupled with the reasoning for the fight....I can't tell you how proud of a papa I am. We were told that the swelling should go down in a few days, and only then will we know the extent of the damage. Our doctor is amazing, and has even already recommended a few plastic surgeons in case his nose is bent to the point of causing breathing or athstetic problems. Personally I don't think it will come to this though, considering he's been breathing through it fine, even when it was bleeding and swollen to twice it's normal size. As long as he doesn't come out of it looking like Luke Wilson, I think he'll opt to skip the pastic surgery.

The 360 dilemma is being resolved, but as Best Buy doesn't exchange for systems off the shelf anymore; it's going to take until the 21st. That's alright, as there's plenty to keep me busy.....outside.

Born a Bundy

So the son got into another fight today,this time at the bus stop. He was defending a smaller classmate and came away with a possible broken nose for his efforts. Michelle is at the ER with him now. I am at home for my daughter when she gets home from her Christmas play. I figured that I would sit back and play some MW2 to settle down and take my mind off of our troubles of the day.

Red ring of death.

Terracotta warriors

Michelle and the kids traveled to Washington DC this past weekend with the in-laws to see the Terracotta warriors exhibit.Fun was had by all and they recommend the exhibit highly to any 2o2p'ers who were thinking of catching it microsites.washington.org/warriors/.Sadly I had to stay at home, but I did get a chance to hang out with my brother which even though he lives only 30 mins away I am not able to do as often as I would like. Below are some of the pics from the trip. Personally I think that the ones from the Korean War Memorial are just haunting.