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Welcome back to paradise, Man! SarcasmoJones slays some zombies in between searching for teddy bears in his latest review.

2o2p Game Review | Dead Island Riptide

Join SarcasmoJones as he tells you why this game excites his inner nerd and whether this should be on your spring gaming wish list or not.

2o2p Game Review | Injustice: Gods Among Us

Lara Croft is no damsel in distress. Join Rod “Sarcasmo Jones” Wymer as he guides you through the rebooted Tomb Raider series.

2o2p Game Review | Tomb Raider

Has redundancy replaced innovation in games? Check out one gamers look on the current scene of AAA titles and how Indy games are making a comeback in his gaming collection. 

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The Legend of Fat Ninja

The Legend of Fat Ninja is one of the latest character tossing games to hit the app market. Is it a recipe for success?

Take a dash of Angry Birds, a...

0 comments | Game Reviews 27 weeks 4 days ago

New Releases: Week of November 5th

Halloween is over, and while the rest of the world focuses on the dysfunctional American electoral system, 2Old2Play is going to focus on getting its game...

2 comments | Game News 27 weeks 6 days ago

Game Review: Forza Horizon

The 2Old4Forza clan spent the last several months speculating about Forza Horizon. Some feared that it would be too “arcadey.” Others...

11 comments | Game Reviews 28 weeks 2 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 38: LAN 101 Dos and Dont's

In one of our more informative shows, LB takes the reins in order to teach first time LAN members on how to plan for our Chicago LAN. This is probably one...

5 comments | Thick And Thin 28 weeks 2 days ago

New Game Releases: Week of October 29, 2012

It’s nearly Halloween and the holiday game season is upon us. Publishers and developers are all fighting for your cash and, in the spirit of the...

5 comments | Game News 28 weeks 5 days ago

MechWarrior Online: Open Beta Starts Today

Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.

Well not really, but close! The beta of MWO (Mechwarrior Online), the handsome...

3 comments | Game News 28 weeks 6 days ago

3/10: The Fall of Reach

I didn’t hate Reach right out of the gate. It took a bit of time.

I mean, sure, bloom sucked pretty much immediately. Why in the name...

78 comments | Editorials 29 weeks 3 days ago

But Dad Doesn't Want to Play...

It’s my fault. It is entirely my fault. I know this deep down inside yet I can’t bring myself to overcome it. I created the problem. My girls...

10 comments | Editorials 29 weeks 4 days ago

2old2type Ep 215: Nameapalooza

2old2type Radio Episode 215, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your listening pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 29 weeks 4 days ago

Red vs Blue Releases Season 10, Compilation DVD

Through the years of 2old2play, there have been many games that have taken our attention away from the real world. And no other game series has received the...

0 comments | Media 29 weeks 5 days ago

New Releases: Week of October 22, 2012

Drivers, start your engines! This week is not about quantity, it’s about quality: we have multiple AAA titles dropping this week. Oh, hell yeah! This...

0 comments | Game News 29 weeks 5 days ago

Game Review: Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit

Doodi and LB asked the question “are gamers better off now than we were fifteen years ago” during last week’s...

0 comments | Game Reviews 29 weeks 6 days ago

2old2play Interviews Tony Todd

From Candy Man to Gears of War, Dane "Watterborn" Tullock sits down with famed horror start Tony Todd for an interview at the Rock and Shock...

0 comments | Interviews 30 weeks 2 days ago

British ProCar OPEN Event

2Old4Forza in association with Atlantic Tuning, DirT Tuned and PTR Race Tuning present the most exacting and comprehensive racing event ever seen on Forza...

1 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 3 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo Night 10.18.12

 2old2play's Official Site Wide, all member inclusive, Halo: REACH night is Thursday 10.18.12. Did you know that we only have two more...

0 comments | Halo 30 weeks 3 days ago

Forza Horizon Day 1 Horizon Rally DLC & Season Pass Info Released

With just a few more days until the launch of Forza Horizon starting on October 23, the news for the game keeps coming strong. As if hitting the open roads...

0 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 4 days ago

New Releases: Week of October 15th, 2012

Only one more week until Forza Horizon hits the shelves! Halloween is right around the corner and the games are filling the store shelves like nobody’...

0 comments | Game News 30 weeks 6 days ago

Introducing the Halo vs Forza Triathlon

For the first time in 2o2p Histroy the Halo and Forza community will share a battlefield and compete against each other in two different game enviroments....

3 comments | Site News 30 weeks 6 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 36: Is the Gaming better than 15 years ago?

In this introspective episode we look at gaming over the past 15 years and see how changes in the industry have morphed the way we play and enjoy games....

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 30 weeks 6 days ago

Game Review: Dance Central 3

Dance Central 3, developed by Harmonix, hits stores Tuesday, October 16th, but here at 2old2play we were able to get our hands on a copy this past weekend....

0 comments | Game Reviews 30 weeks 6 days ago

Dragonborn DLC Review

The events in Dragonborn, the third DLC for Skyrim, occur solely on the Dunmer island of Solsteim. Fans of the Elder Scrolls...

0 comments | Game Reviews 21 weeks 4 days ago

Get your Wii U games on: Launch titles in review

For those of you that picked up a Wii U we have some info on which launch titles are worth checking out. Read on for reviews of New Super Mario Bros. U,...

3 comments | Game Reviews 21 weeks 5 days ago

New Releases: Week of December 10th

The end of the year is rapidly approaching: the time of the year when gaming news centers around Game of the Year, or rating what has already been published...

0 comments | Game News 22 weeks 5 days ago

Hauppauge HD PVR 2 Product Review

Hauppauge is back with another rendition of their popular Hauppauge HD PVR 2 gaming edition capture device. Learning from the past, the company has built...

10 comments | Hardware Reviews 22 weeks 6 days ago

Game Review: Dishonored

Arkane Studios has enjoyed its fair share of the ups and downs of game development since its founding in 1999. Arkane was responsible for the development of...

2 comments | Game Reviews 22 weeks 6 days ago

I'm getting too old for this...

I am sitting here in my hotel room in Holland, Michigan with not much to do but watch HBO and miss my 360. Forrest Gump is on HBO right now so I REALLY miss...

15 comments | Editorials 23 weeks 4 days ago

Nintendo Wii U Review

The Wii U launched on Sunday, November 17th with sold out pre-orders at all the major retailers. The new Nintendo console promised updated graphics, a touch...

10 comments | Hardware Reviews 23 weeks 5 days ago

New Releases: Week of December 3rd

I know what you’re thinking. Hell, I even thought it myself: all the good shit was already released for the year and we can lay back, take it easy,...

1 comments | Game News 23 weeks 6 days ago

Surfacing, a Microsoft Surface review

I’ve touched surfaces, viewed surfaces, had sensitive surfaces but I’ve never really used a serious touch...

8 comments | Hardware Reviews 24 weeks 2 days ago

2old2play Interviews Danny Trejo

With roles in over 30 films and voice-over appearances in games such as Fallout, New Vegas, Danny Trejo is a pop-culture icon. Waterborn recently sat down...

2 comments | Interviews 24 weeks 3 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 24: Chicago LAN and Halo 4 Announcement!

After nearly 2 years the Chicago LAN is back and slated to be only 2 days after Halo 4's release! Tune in to learn more about the LAN and how 2old2play...

2 comments | Thick And Thin 43 weeks 3 days ago

2old2type Ep 206: Shagtacular

Episode 206 of 2old2type Radio, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready to please. Read on for more information

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0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 43 weeks 4 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 23: How Big can Esports Get?

This week we tackle the topic of Esports and pose the question, How Big can Esports Get? With the growth of MLG and fan favorites like League of Legends,...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 44 weeks 1 day ago

Thick & Thin Episode 22: Is Cloud Gaming the Future?

In what is one of our best episode to date, the boys discuss the recent buy-out of the Gaikai online streaming service by Sony. We pose the question, "...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 45 weeks 3 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 21: Nintendo Under Fire

This week we get in depth with the future of Nintendo. Has the rise of smart phones all but kicked Nintendo's handheld market to the curb? Can the WiiU...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 46 weeks 3 days ago

2old2type Ep 205: Just The Two Of Us

2old2type Radio Episode 205, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your listening pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 46 weeks 4 days ago

Thick and Thin Ep 20: Three's Company

Once again we're back with 2old2type for a double EP of Thick and Thin.  This time around we have an in depth discussion about the leaked Xbox 720...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 47 weeks 3 days ago

2old2type Ep 204: Another Live One

Episode 204 of 2old2type Radio, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready to please. Read on for more information

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0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 47 weeks 4 days ago

Thick and Thin Ep18: E3 EXPLOSION

We team up with the full E3 crew and talk about our experience at this years expo. Get an insides look at everything that happened on and off the show room...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 47 weeks 5 days ago

2old2type Ep 203: E3 2012 EEExtravaganza

2old2type Radio Episode 203, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your listening pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 48 weeks 4 days ago

Don't Like Timmy? Do Something About It.

Timmy. You've all met him. He and his ilk are the scourge of Xbox Live. But what can be done about it? Azuredreams thinks we've seen the enemy, and the...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 19 weeks ago

Team-Killing, Ass-Attacks and Laughs

We're never comfortable when people start talking about "ass attacks," but TDrag assures us she's talking about Gears of War 2, so we're going...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 20 weeks ago

Interview with CTXM

Today we are here with CTXM CEO Udy Yosha and Game Studio Manager Ethan Clark. It is time to look a bit beyond the game...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 21 weeks ago

Do HD Graphics Matter To Gamers?

The question of the day, “Do HD graphics matter to gamers?” If you’re currently rolling with a PS3 or Xbox 360 and you’ve got HDMI and or sweet component...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 21 weeks ago

A Call to the Creative Part 1: The Problem

Since the development of the Massively Multiplayer Online game and the Rhythm Type games, the types of game genre have been stagnant. While the concept of...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 32 weeks ago

Interview with Spark Unlimited

Today we are sitting down with John Garcia-Shelton (aka Jigs) from Spark Unlimited to talk about the game...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 33 weeks ago

Screaming for Control: Survival Horror and Gaming

Video games fight an uphill battle in story-telling. Their interactive nature demands emphasized action whereas literature divulges the inner workings of a...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 33 weeks ago

Every COG Tells a Story

On Monday, October 13th, my clan mate IsNotNull posted a thread in our Clan forum mentioning the Last Day Viral campaign that Epic is running to...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 33 weeks ago

Is 2o2p Headed for a Gaming Recession?

September 14th marked the beginning of the greatest financial crisis of our era. Bankruptcies, bill-blocking and bail-outs, oh my! The nuts and bolts of the...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 33 weeks ago

Anatomy of The AAA Game Title

We all knew this time would come. As if the gaming landscape directly opposes our financial world, we are on the cusp of perhaps the most anticipated video...

0 comments | Editorials 4 years 35 weeks ago

Battlefield 3 'End Game' DLC site-wide play date! 3-12-2013...

Tuesday March 12, 2013 marks the release date for Premium members for the final BF3 DLC.. We will kick off this newly anticipated DLC with a sitewide...

1 comments | Battlefield Series 9 weeks 6 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo 4 Night

Every Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern 2old2play will be hosting Halo 4 parties. Any member of 2old2play.com can participate.

Starting...

0 comments | Halo 11 weeks 4 days ago

2old2play vs THE WORLD...Kill 'em All

Friends, fun, and FPS! The Halo Division is hosting a site wide mixer with a little bit of competition (this is Halo, ya know) to spice things up a...

3 comments | Halo 16 weeks 2 days ago

Battlefield 3, Aftermath DLC community playdate!

Tuesday Dec 4 @ 8 pm central  we will be celebrating the release of the  newest DLC for Battlefiled 3 , " Aftermath".. I will be hosting...

7 comments | Battlefield Series 23 weeks 6 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo 4 Night 11.08.12

2old2play's Official Site Wide, all member inclusive, Halo 4 night is on Thursday nights. Every Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern I'll be...

1 comments | Halo 27 weeks 3 days ago

British ProCar OPEN Event

2Old4Forza in association with Atlantic Tuning, DirT Tuned and PTR Race Tuning present the most exacting and comprehensive racing event ever seen on Forza...

1 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 3 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo Night 10.18.12

 2old2play's Official Site Wide, all member inclusive, Halo: REACH night is Thursday 10.18.12. Did you know that we only have two more...

0 comments | Halo 30 weeks 3 days ago

Forza Horizon Day 1 Horizon Rally DLC & Season Pass Info Released

With just a few more days until the launch of Forza Horizon starting on October 23, the news for the game keeps coming strong. As if hitting the open roads...

0 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 4 days ago

The Last Over Age 40 Tournament on Halo: REACH

Tuesday Oct. 16, 2012 marks the end of 7 full years for this competition, the end of fighting it out on REACH and also the beginning of...

1 comments | Halo 30 weeks 6 days ago

2old2retro Presents: Quake Night

On Sunday 23rd September from 8pm ET 2old2retro will be hosting their first ever retro game night. Join up for some old school Quake action on the Xbox...

1 comments | Other 34 weeks 2 days ago

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