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Welcome back to paradise, Man! SarcasmoJones slays some zombies in between searching for teddy bears in his latest review.

2o2p Game Review | Dead Island Riptide

Join SarcasmoJones as he tells you why this game excites his inner nerd and whether this should be on your spring gaming wish list or not.

2o2p Game Review | Injustice: Gods Among Us

Lara Croft is no damsel in distress. Join Rod “Sarcasmo Jones” Wymer as he guides you through the rebooted Tomb Raider series.

2o2p Game Review | Tomb Raider

Has redundancy replaced innovation in games? Check out one gamers look on the current scene of AAA titles and how Indy games are making a comeback in his gaming collection. 

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THQ Asset Sales Results

THQ had a tough year financially which seemed to generate weekly bad press throughout most of 2012. Recently, a bankruptcy judge ruled that THQ had to sell...

4 comments | Game News 15 weeks 5 days ago

Thick and Thin Ep44: Why So Serious?

This week we tackle the topic of nerd rage. Why is it that hard core gamers tend to explode online because of their favorite game? What makes you guys rage...

4 comments | Thick And Thin 16 weeks 4 hours ago

2old2play vs THE WORLD...Kill 'em All

Friends, fun, and FPS! The Halo Division is hosting a site wide mixer with a little bit of competition (this is Halo, ya know) to spice things up a...

3 comments | Halo 16 weeks 2 days ago

Path of Exile Launches Today!

Path of Exile is an action role playing looter in the same genre as Torchlight and Diablo except with a big key difference, IT’S TOTALLY FREE !...

2 comments | Game News 16 weeks 4 days ago

Game Review: Doom 3: BFG Edition

If the Gen X gaming culture has a hero, that hero is John Carmack and id Software. Creators of some of the best known and hardest played games in existence...

3 comments | Game Reviews 17 weeks 2 days ago

Disney to take on Skylanders this Summer

This summer, Disney is looking at taking on Activision and their Skylanders brand with a toy/video game line of their own called Disney Infinity.

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2 comments | Game News 17 weeks 4 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 4: Bifurcated

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 4, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 17 weeks 4 days ago

2012 Game of the Year

It was a good year to be alive. We didn’t see the world end in 2012, but we did witness some apocalyptic forces of nature, one of the most explosive...

1 comments | Game News 17 weeks 6 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 43: A Look Into the Future

This week we take at look at what the upcoming year of 2013 has to offer the gaming industry.  With so many changes on the horizon, we wanted to take...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 17 weeks 6 days ago

The Mega Ultra Epic Tutorial for Black Ops 2 Load-outs

O.K. boys and girls, this is the second of three installments in the CoD: BlOps tutorials. This time we’ll be focusing on the Perks, Wildcards,...

9 comments | Tutorials 18 weeks 22 min ago

2old2play Poker Night Wednesday, January 16th

It's another 2old2play Poker Night! Wednesday, January 16th will be a site wide poker tournament in the Xbox Live Arcade game Full House Poker!...

4 comments | Site News 18 weeks 2 days ago

Op-ed: Is Your Next Gaming Console a PC?

I left PC gaming on November 15, 2001 with the launch of Microsoft's Xbox gaming system. I believed in Microsoft's pedigree in the gaming space back...

17 comments | Editorials 18 weeks 2 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 3: Man On The Mic

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 3, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

1 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 18 weeks 4 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 42: The Direction of the Halo Series

On this weeks episode of TnT we take a look at the Halo series and some of the community backlash aimed at 343.  With such acclaim coming from the...

5 comments | Thick And Thin 19 weeks 1 day ago

Game Review: Hitman:Absolution

Agent 47, once again voiced by David Bateson, is making it personal in the fifth installment of the legendary Hitman series from Square Enix. His former...

0 comments | Game Reviews 19 weeks 2 days ago

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

I just wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all the people here at 2old2play to you the readers and members. I hope your Holiday weekend is...

14 comments | Off Topic 20 weeks 6 days ago

NEOGEO X and Gaming Through Rose Colored Glasses

December 20th, 2012. One day before the supposed end of the world, one day before my daughter’s birthday and the day we see the rebirth of the worlds...

3 comments | Hardware Reviews 21 weeks 3 days ago

The Mega Ultra Epic Tutorial for Black Ops 2 Weapons

Take a look at our insanely in depth overview of all guns from Modern Warfare: Black Ops 2 from our own community members of the 2old2shoot clan....

13 comments | Tutorials 21 weeks 3 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 2: Holiday Slide

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 2, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

4 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 21 weeks 4 days ago

Dragonborn DLC Review

The events in Dragonborn, the third DLC for Skyrim, occur solely on the Dunmer island of Solsteim. Fans of the Elder Scrolls...

0 comments | Game Reviews 21 weeks 4 days ago

2old2play Featured in the Wall Street Journal

For those of you not aware, 2old2play was prominently featured in The Wall Street Journal this morning...

22 comments | Site News 12 weeks 5 days ago

New Releases: Week of February 18, 2013

Well, now that we got that lovey-dovey Valentine's Day crap out of our systems we can get back to doing what we do: keeping the game industry alive one...

0 comments | Game News 12 weeks 5 days ago

2o2p Game Review | Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Released by Konami, Kojima Production and Platinum Games, Metal Gear Rising: Reveneance (February 19, 2013 for XBOX 360 and PS3) is a continuation of the...

1 comments | Game Reviews 12 weeks 5 days ago

New Game Releases: Week of February 11th

Happy Valentine’s week everybody! I know that you romantic, smooth talking devils are taking your significant other out for a night of romance and...

5 comments | Game News 13 weeks 6 days ago

New Releases: Week of February 4th, 2013

So, you finally blew through all the games that Granny got you for Christmas and you’re back in the mood to spend some of your own cash on your habit...

0 comments | Game News 14 weeks 5 days ago

Game Review: Far Cry 3

SarcasmoJones and Shadow26inc battle for Far Cry 3 co-op supremacy...
Nothing drags a paradise vacation down quite like pirates!

In Far Cry 3,...

8 comments | Game Reviews 15 weeks 2 days ago

Dead Space 3 Demo

Survival horror has a new name and it isn’t Resident Evil... it’s “Depends.” A package of Depends should come with each copy of Dead...

6 comments | Game News 15 weeks 3 days ago

Op-ed: Adventure Games

A few months ago when George Lucas sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney the internet was all abuzz about having their childhoods ruined. What will Disney...

0 comments | Editorials 15 weeks 4 days ago

THQ Asset Sales Results

THQ had a tough year financially which seemed to generate weekly bad press throughout most of 2012. Recently, a bankruptcy judge ruled that THQ had to sell...

4 comments | Game News 15 weeks 5 days ago

Path of Exile Launches Today!

Path of Exile is an action role playing looter in the same genre as Torchlight and Diablo except with a big key difference, IT’S TOTALLY FREE !...

2 comments | Game News 16 weeks 4 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 38: LAN 101 Dos and Dont's

In one of our more informative shows, LB takes the reins in order to teach first time LAN members on how to plan for our Chicago LAN. This is probably one...

5 comments | Thick And Thin 28 weeks 2 days ago

2old2type Ep 215: Nameapalooza

2old2type Radio Episode 215, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your listening pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 29 weeks 4 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 36: Is the Gaming better than 15 years ago?

In this introspective episode we look at gaming over the past 15 years and see how changes in the industry have morphed the way we play and enjoy games....

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 30 weeks 6 days ago

2old2type Ep 214: Rename Pending

Episode 214 of 2old2type Radio, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready to please. Read on for more information

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1 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 31 weeks 4 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 35: Co-op Etiquette

In this episode we look at the idea behind Co-Op Etiquette and how it changes our online friendships. With games like Borderlands and Diablo 3 we're...

2 comments | Thick And Thin 31 weeks 6 days ago

2old2type Ep 213: PhiLANthropist

2old2type Radio Episode 213, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your listening pleasure. Read on for more information...

2 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 32 weeks 4 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 34: Our Big Lan Sponsors

In this episode we take time to thank all the many supporters of the Chicago Lan, but in particular the commitment of one sponsor who donated almost half of...

1 comments | Thick And Thin 33 weeks 2 days ago

2old2type Ep 212: Almost Perfect

Episode 212 of 2old2type Radio, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready to please. Read on for more information

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0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 34 weeks 4 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 31: Steams Big Picture

This week we took the time to analyze Valves beta release of The Big Picture UI for the PC and what this could mean for gaming in the future. Could we...

3 comments | Thick And Thin 34 weeks 6 days ago

2old2type Ep 211: Mark De Cullier is a D-Bag

2old2type Radio Episode 211, the official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your listening pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 35 weeks 4 days ago

Letter to Infinity Ward

Infinity Ward, it's party time. As in, "Fix It."

First off, congrats on having the biggest “entertainment” launch in history, whatever that means. I...

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 26 weeks ago

In Defense of Slow Gaming

Hey, you just paid $60 for that game. Why don't you slow down and enjoy it? J-Cat gives you some food for thought.

Call it being thorough...

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 34 weeks ago

Guitar Hero 5 and The Beatles: Rock Band

After a hiatus, the Plastic Rockers are back with a head-to-head comparison of the season's two big rhythm games.

Unless you’ve been...

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 37 weeks ago

The FCC Wants to Control Videogame Ratings

The government's trying to adopt a universal media ratings system. Jordan from over at GameStooge wonders if that's such a good idea.

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0 comments | Editorials 3 years 41 weeks ago

Death of the Team

Sure, CoD4 is great an all, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST!?!

There seems to be a trend becoming more and more prevalent with...

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 42 weeks ago

The Disc Parade

After a short stint at a medical facility to allow certain members to deal with “exhaustion,” Plastic Rockers is back with another...

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 43 weeks ago

Violence, Video Games, and the Disappearance of Humanity

It's an issue that's been discussed before on 2o2p, though perhaps not so eloquently. Tristan examines the "popular thought" toward violence in society...

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 46 weeks ago

The Achievement Hunter's Code

It's not just about getting achievements. It's about getting achievements and doing it the right way. Auto's here to tell you how.

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0 comments | Editorials 3 years 47 weeks ago

Is the PSN closing the gap on XBL?

One 2o2p member exposes the ugly truth the battle for online social superiority. Ready... FIGHT!

In the last generation of consoles, I...

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 48 weeks ago

The Worst Ever Q and A

Bubba, tired of being nice to you miscreants, decided insulting everyone would be more fun than writing something meaningful. Enjoy....

0 comments | Editorials 3 years 50 weeks ago

Battlefield 3 'End Game' DLC site-wide play date! 3-12-2013...

Tuesday March 12, 2013 marks the release date for Premium members for the final BF3 DLC.. We will kick off this newly anticipated DLC with a sitewide...

1 comments | Battlefield Series 9 weeks 6 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo 4 Night

Every Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern 2old2play will be hosting Halo 4 parties. Any member of 2old2play.com can participate.

Starting...

0 comments | Halo 11 weeks 5 days ago

2old2play vs THE WORLD...Kill 'em All

Friends, fun, and FPS! The Halo Division is hosting a site wide mixer with a little bit of competition (this is Halo, ya know) to spice things up a...

3 comments | Halo 16 weeks 2 days ago

Battlefield 3, Aftermath DLC community playdate!

Tuesday Dec 4 @ 8 pm central  we will be celebrating the release of the  newest DLC for Battlefiled 3 , " Aftermath".. I will be hosting...

7 comments | Battlefield Series 23 weeks 6 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo 4 Night 11.08.12

2old2play's Official Site Wide, all member inclusive, Halo 4 night is on Thursday nights. Every Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern I'll be...

1 comments | Halo 27 weeks 3 days ago

British ProCar OPEN Event

2Old4Forza in association with Atlantic Tuning, DirT Tuned and PTR Race Tuning present the most exacting and comprehensive racing event ever seen on Forza...

1 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 3 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo Night 10.18.12

 2old2play's Official Site Wide, all member inclusive, Halo: REACH night is Thursday 10.18.12. Did you know that we only have two more...

0 comments | Halo 30 weeks 3 days ago

Forza Horizon Day 1 Horizon Rally DLC & Season Pass Info Released

With just a few more days until the launch of Forza Horizon starting on October 23, the news for the game keeps coming strong. As if hitting the open roads...

0 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 4 days ago

The Last Over Age 40 Tournament on Halo: REACH

Tuesday Oct. 16, 2012 marks the end of 7 full years for this competition, the end of fighting it out on REACH and also the beginning of...

1 comments | Halo 30 weeks 6 days ago

2old2retro Presents: Quake Night

On Sunday 23rd September from 8pm ET 2old2retro will be hosting their first ever retro game night. Join up for some old school Quake action on the Xbox...

1 comments | Other 34 weeks 3 days ago

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