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Welcome back to paradise, Man! SarcasmoJones slays some zombies in between searching for teddy bears in his latest review.

2o2p Game Review | Dead Island Riptide

Join SarcasmoJones as he tells you why this game excites his inner nerd and whether this should be on your spring gaming wish list or not.

2o2p Game Review | Injustice: Gods Among Us

Lara Croft is no damsel in distress. Join Rod “Sarcasmo Jones” Wymer as he guides you through the rebooted Tomb Raider series.

2o2p Game Review | Tomb Raider

Has redundancy replaced innovation in games? Check out one gamers look on the current scene of AAA titles and how Indy games are making a comeback in his gaming collection. 

Are Games Showing Too Much
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New Releases: Week of May 20th, 2013

For the first time in around seven years it didn’t snow this weekend! There is a long curse that plagues the May long weekend in Southern Alberta. The...

2 comments | Game News 9 hours 59 min ago

Quick Look Video Review: Far Cry 3 - Blood Dragon

Check out our Quick Look Video of Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon for Xbox Live Arcade. In this Quick Look, Hitman takes you through an hour of game-play with...

3 comments | Quick Hits 1 day 3 min ago

2o2p Game Review | Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Anyone who played Far Cry 3 hit that point in the game where they said “self, this game is pretty cool, but would be even more awesome if...

2 comments | Game Reviews 1 day 4 hours ago

Thick & Thin Episode 55: Pre-Next Xbox Event

In this week's episode of Thick & Thin, Doodirock, Lbsutke & Hitman discusses the upcoming "Next Xbox Event". We discuss the rumors,...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 3 days 16 hours ago

Inkle’s iOS Adaptation of Steve Jackson’s Sorcery! Gamebook Is Something Magical

Alone, tired and sleeping in a little hut in the Outpost Settlement, an unlikely hero (or poor sap…your choice) awakes and embarks on an...

1 comments | Game Reviews 5 days 6 hours ago

New Releases: Week of May 13th, 2013

Phew! The day after Mother’s Day. Time to just relax. Thankfully this is another slow week in game releases and gives me time to not only catch up a...

0 comments | Game News 1 week 9 hours ago

2o2p Game Review | Dead Island Riptide

Deep Silver’s sequel to the “zombie apocalypse in paradise” game, Dead Island Riptide (April 23, 2013), picks up right where the...

6 comments | Game Reviews 1 week 6 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 13: Pre-Rename

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 13, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 1 week 6 days ago

Pax East Indie Interviews

At PAX East 2013 I caught up with some great Indie studios for interviews.Then life and Bioshock Infinite ate up all my waking free time and I...

0 comments | Game News 2 weeks 5 hours ago

New Releases: Week of May 6th, 2013

So I apologize. I am a little late this week but after Free Comic Book Day, Star Wars Day and the first nice weekend in seven months that allowed me to...

2 comments | Game News 2 weeks 9 hours ago

Thick & Thin Episode 52: Game Industry Collapse?

In this week's episode of Thick...

1 comments | Thick And Thin 2 weeks 22 hours ago

Play Marvel Heroes this Weekend

Are you a fan of Marvel Superhoes? How about a fan of the Marvel Ultimate Alliance games? If you answered yes to either, then you owe it to yourself to...

3 comments | Game News 2 weeks 6 days ago

A Catchy Title to Attract More Writers for 2old2play...

It was just about one year ago that we last scoured the Interwebs for new writers for the 2old2play homepage. Wow, time flies! As with any "volunteer...

3 comments | Site News 3 weeks 5 hours ago

2o2p Game Review | Injustice: Gods Among Us

Injustice: Gods Among Us (April 16, 2013) excites my inner nerd in two ways: the comic book nerd and the Mortal Kombat nerd. My first...

2 comments | Game Reviews 3 weeks 10 hours ago

New Releases: Week of April 29th, 2013

Well it was another successful weekend at the Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo. Some awesome costumes, some not so awesome, some great panels, some...

1 comments | Game News 3 weeks 10 hours ago

New Releases: Week of April 22nd, 2013

Ahhh spring! I don’t know what it’s been like where you live but up here in Alberta it hasn’t felt anything like the springs I grew up...

4 comments | Game News 4 weeks 8 hours ago

Thick & Thin Episode 51: Why Always Online Sucks

In this week's episode of Thick & Thin, the crew discusses the topic of "Why Always Online Sucks" The conversation ranges from the chaotic SimCity...

10 comments | Thick And Thin 5 weeks 5 hours ago

New Releases: Week of April 15th, 2013

April is off to an inauspicious start: two weeks of exactly jack shit for game releases, then we paid our taxes. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. But before we...

0 comments | Game News 5 weeks 8 hours ago

Quick Look Video Review: Injustice Gods Among Us

Check out our Video Quick Look of Injustice: Gods Among Us for the Xbox 360. In this Quick Look, Hitman takes you through an hour of game-play with...

2 comments | Quick Hits 5 weeks 17 hours ago

2o2p Op-ed | An Abbreviated Experience

As a product of the latchkey generation, I played my fair share of video games and have seen a lot of trends, exclusive to the industry, rise and then play...

9 comments | Editorials 5 weeks 1 day ago

360 shortages & game delays related?

As many of you know, i read a CRAP LOAD of Xbox 360 information a day. It's a bit of an addiction. After reading over more and more information about block...

0 comments | Console News 7 years 27 weeks ago

2nd Shipment of Xbox 360s Arrives!

It looks like the story of Microsoft shipping another 300,000 Xbox 360's in...

0 comments | Console News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Pre-Order Halo 3 For Xbox 360?

Recently a fellow 2old2play member snapped a shot of what appears to be a Halo 3 promo box sitting at his local FYE retail store. This is not the first time a...

0 comments | Game News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Ep 15 Out: Next Gen Gaming

It seems like we never have enough time on these podcasts. This edition is filled with every answer to your questions about the Senior Citizen Card, the...

0 comments | 7 years 27 weeks ago

Are We Truly 2old2play?

According to the "2005 Essential Facts About the Computer...

0 comments | Site News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Backward Compatibility List Released!

Well, finally Microsoft has released the list of all the games that will be backward compatible, and much to our surprise it actually seems quite large. It's...

0 comments | Console News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Xbox 360 Launch titles revealed?

As rumors fly about leaked documents and MS forcing sellouts through its partners, it is hard to tell fact from fiction. The editors over at Kotaku seem to be...

0 comments | Console News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Nintendo Launches WiFi

I personally love multi player games. At this point in my life, I find that every game I choose to buy must have a great mulit player aspect to it or I wont...

0 comments | Console News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Calling All Poker Junkies

Tired of the same old fighter games night after night? Well, so are we. So here at 2old2play.com we’re going to start having 2old2play poker nights. The...

0 comments | Site News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Halo 1 & 2 in High Definition For 360

Bungie has confirmed that the 360 will allow both Halo and Halo 2 to be display in wonderful 720p format. At this time, the original xbox can only display the...

0 comments | Game News 7 years 27 weeks ago

Quick Look Video Review: Far Cry 3 - Blood Dragon

Check out our Quick Look Video of Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon for Xbox Live Arcade. In this Quick Look, Hitman takes you through an hour of game-play with...

3 comments | Quick Hits 23 hours 15 min ago

Thick & Thin Episode 55: Pre-Next Xbox Event

In this week's episode of Thick & Thin, Doodirock, Lbsutke & Hitman discusses the upcoming "Next Xbox Event". We discuss the rumors,...

0 comments | Thick And Thin 3 days 15 hours ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 13: Pre-Rename

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 13, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 1 week 6 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 52: Game Industry Collapse?

In this week's episode of Thick...

1 comments | Thick And Thin 2 weeks 21 hours ago

Thick & Thin Episode 51: Why Always Online Sucks

In this week's episode of Thick & Thin, the crew discusses the topic of "Why Always Online Sucks" The conversation ranges from the chaotic SimCity...

10 comments | Thick And Thin 5 weeks 4 hours ago

Quick Look Video Review: Injustice Gods Among Us

Check out our Video Quick Look of Injustice: Gods Among Us for the Xbox 360. In this Quick Look, Hitman takes you through an hour of game-play with...

2 comments | Quick Hits 5 weeks 17 hours ago

G.U.I. Ep. 12: The one before the Wedding

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 12, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more...

6 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 5 weeks 6 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 50: Do we still need Game Reviews?

Does the world still need game reviews? We explore the ever changing landscape of gaming as more and more reviews pop up from would-be journalists. How do...

8 comments | Thick And Thin 6 weeks 3 hours ago

Thick & Thin Episode 49: The PAX East Special

This EP we talk about the recent 2013 PAX East in Boston. Learn about our personal favorite games of the show and what PAX means with the upcoming E3 right...

2 comments | Thick And Thin 6 weeks 1 day ago

Quick Look Video Review: BioShock Infinite

Check out our Video Quick Look of Bioshock Infinite for the Xbox 360. In this review, Hitman takes you...

3 comments | Quick Hits 6 weeks 2 days ago

2o2p Op-ed | An Abbreviated Experience

As a product of the latchkey generation, I played my fair share of video games and have seen a lot of trends, exclusive to the industry, rise and then play...

9 comments | Editorials 5 weeks 1 day ago

Tried and true tips for avoiding the PAX Plague

Brace yourself! It’s about to happen again. Spring is that wonderful time of year when germ-carrying geeks converge in the Northeast for games, good...

5 comments | Editorials 8 weeks 6 days ago

An Obession with Tomb Raider Merchandise

I first saw a glimpse of the rebooted Tomb Raider series at E3 last year. To say I was blown away is an understatement. I was immediately sold on the story...

4 comments | Editorials 9 weeks 5 days ago

Op-ed: Fixing Forza

The Forza series is proof that racing games have come a very long way from the early days of Turbo and Pole Position. Forza, Italian for “force...

8 comments | Editorials 11 weeks 6 days ago

Are Games Showing Too Much

It is an interesting place I find myself having played video games for more than 25 years (more than half my life). I’m in a place where I’m...

12 comments | Editorials 11 weeks 6 days ago

Op-ed: Adventure Games

A few months ago when George Lucas sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney the internet was all abuzz about having their childhoods ruined. What will Disney...

0 comments | Editorials 15 weeks 6 days ago

Op-ed: Is Your Next Gaming Console a PC?

I left PC gaming on November 15, 2001 with the launch of Microsoft's Xbox gaming system. I believed in Microsoft's pedigree in the gaming space back...

17 comments | Editorials 18 weeks 4 days ago

I'm getting too old for this...

I am sitting here in my hotel room in Holland, Michigan with not much to do but watch HBO and miss my 360. Forrest Gump is on HBO right now so I REALLY miss...

15 comments | Editorials 23 weeks 6 days ago

3/10: The Fall of Reach

I didn’t hate Reach right out of the gate. It took a bit of time.

I mean, sure, bloom sucked pretty much immediately. Why in the name...

78 comments | Editorials 29 weeks 5 days ago

But Dad Doesn't Want to Play...

It’s my fault. It is entirely my fault. I know this deep down inside yet I can’t bring myself to overcome it. I created the problem. My girls...

10 comments | Editorials 29 weeks 6 days ago

Battlefield 3 'End Game' DLC site-wide play date! 3-12-2013...

Tuesday March 12, 2013 marks the release date for Premium members for the final BF3 DLC.. We will kick off this newly anticipated DLC with a sitewide...

1 comments | Battlefield Series 10 weeks 1 day ago

Official Site Wide Halo 4 Night

Every Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern 2old2play will be hosting Halo 4 parties. Any member of 2old2play.com can participate.

Starting...

0 comments | Halo 11 weeks 6 days ago

2old2play vs THE WORLD...Kill 'em All

Friends, fun, and FPS! The Halo Division is hosting a site wide mixer with a little bit of competition (this is Halo, ya know) to spice things up a...

3 comments | Halo 16 weeks 3 days ago

Battlefield 3, Aftermath DLC community playdate!

Tuesday Dec 4 @ 8 pm central  we will be celebrating the release of the  newest DLC for Battlefiled 3 , " Aftermath".. I will be hosting...

7 comments | Battlefield Series 24 weeks 1 day ago

Official Site Wide Halo 4 Night 11.08.12

2old2play's Official Site Wide, all member inclusive, Halo 4 night is on Thursday nights. Every Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern I'll be...

1 comments | Halo 27 weeks 5 days ago

British ProCar OPEN Event

2Old4Forza in association with Atlantic Tuning, DirT Tuned and PTR Race Tuning present the most exacting and comprehensive racing event ever seen on Forza...

1 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 5 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo Night 10.18.12

 2old2play's Official Site Wide, all member inclusive, Halo: REACH night is Thursday 10.18.12. Did you know that we only have two more...

0 comments | Halo 30 weeks 5 days ago

Forza Horizon Day 1 Horizon Rally DLC & Season Pass Info Released

With just a few more days until the launch of Forza Horizon starting on October 23, the news for the game keeps coming strong. As if hitting the open roads...

0 comments | Forza Series 30 weeks 6 days ago

The Last Over Age 40 Tournament on Halo: REACH

Tuesday Oct. 16, 2012 marks the end of 7 full years for this competition, the end of fighting it out on REACH and also the beginning of...

1 comments | Halo 31 weeks 1 day ago

2old2retro Presents: Quake Night

On Sunday 23rd September from 8pm ET 2old2retro will be hosting their first ever retro game night. Join up for some old school Quake action on the Xbox...

1 comments | Other 34 weeks 4 days ago

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