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Welcome back to paradise, Man! SarcasmoJones slays some zombies in between searching for teddy bears in his latest review.

2o2p Game Review | Dead Island Riptide

Join SarcasmoJones as he tells you why this game excites his inner nerd and whether this should be on your spring gaming wish list or not.

2o2p Game Review | Injustice: Gods Among Us

Lara Croft is no damsel in distress. Join Rod “Sarcasmo Jones” Wymer as he guides you through the rebooted Tomb Raider series.

2o2p Game Review | Tomb Raider

Has redundancy replaced innovation in games? Check out one gamers look on the current scene of AAA titles and how Indy games are making a comeback in his gaming collection. 

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Quick Look Video Review: BioShock Infinite

Check out our Video Quick Look of Bioshock Infinite for the Xbox 360. In this review, Hitman takes you...

3 comments | Quick Hits 5 weeks 5 days ago

G.U.I. Ep. 11: Time to Play the Music

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 11, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more...

3 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 6 weeks 2 days ago

2o2p Game Review | Bioshock Infinite

The year is 1912: the Republic of China forms, Cy Young retires from baseball, the Titanic launches for its maiden and final voyage to America, Teddy...

7 comments | Game Reviews 6 weeks 3 days ago

PAX East 2013 Brain Dump

The annual East Coast Penny-Arcade Expo is always a sensory overloading amazing time. This year I hit the floor for...

1 comments | Game News 6 weeks 3 days ago

2o2p Game Review | Crysis 3

In a future imperiled by unspeakable inequity and an unstoppable intergalactic threat, one man can make a difference for humanity....if he has a bad-ass...

3 comments | Game Reviews 7 weeks 1 day ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 10: PAX East Recap

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 10, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more...

3 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 7 weeks 2 days ago

New Releases: Week of March 25th, 2013

March has been pretty good to gamers so far: Pax East just wrapped up, Tomb Raider finally released, EA dropped SimCity with an auspicious...

0 comments | Game News 7 weeks 3 days ago

Tried and true tips for avoiding the PAX Plague

Brace yourself! It’s about to happen again. Spring is that wonderful time of year when germ-carrying geeks converge in the Northeast for games, good...

5 comments | Editorials 8 weeks 2 days ago

G.U.I. Ep. 9: Finally Brought the Beat Back

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 9, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

6 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 8 weeks 2 days ago

New Releases: Week of March 18th, 2013

The moral of this week’s new releases article is to research how many games are coming out before you volunteer to write! At least there are a few I...

0 comments | Game News 8 weeks 3 days ago

Quick Look Video Review: Gears of War Judgment

Check out our Video Quick Look of GEARS OF WAR: JUDGMENT for the Xbox 360. In this review, Hitman takes you...

5 comments | Quick Hits 8 weeks 3 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 48: Do All Games Need Multiplayer?

This week we explore the idea of whether or not all games need to have a Multiplayer component to be successful. Do single player games offer the same value...

5 comments | Thick And Thin 8 weeks 4 days ago

An Obession with Tomb Raider Merchandise

I first saw a glimpse of the rebooted Tomb Raider series at E3 last year. To say I was blown away is an understatement. I was immediately sold on the story...

4 comments | Editorials 9 weeks 1 day ago

2o2p Game Review | Tomb Raider

Eidos gave the gaming world a shot of adrenaline straight to the chest in 1996 when Tomb Raider released. The game presented its protagonist, Lara...

1 comments | Game Reviews 9 weeks 2 days ago

New Releases: Week of March 11th, 2013

Please take it gentle on me, 2old2play community, as this is my first attempt at the weekly new releases on a tight deadline with a bunch of games that aren...

3 comments | Game News 9 weeks 3 days ago

Battlefield 3 'End Game' DLC site-wide play date! 3-12-2013...

Tuesday March 12, 2013 marks the release date for Premium members for the final BF3 DLC.. We will kick off this newly anticipated DLC with a sitewide...

1 comments | Battlefield Series 9 weeks 4 days ago

2o2p Game Review | Dead Space 3

Engineers are typically a nerdy bunch: they know how to use slide rules, love Linux, and use mechanical pencils. I’m sure if Isaac Clarke wasn’t...

3 comments | Game Reviews 10 weeks 1 day ago

Quick Look Video Review: Tomb Raider

Check out our Video Quick Look of TOMB RAIDER for the Xbox 360. In this review, Hitman takes you through an hour...

5 comments | Quick Hits 10 weeks 2 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 8: Onomatopoeia

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 8, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 10 weeks 2 days ago

New Releases: Week of March 5th, 2013

February has come and gone and we are March-ing into spring, my well-aged fellow gamers. Time to store that smelly, old parka in the coat closet and stock...

0 comments | Game News 10 weeks 3 days ago

New Releases: Week of April 15th, 2013

April is off to an inauspicious start: two weeks of exactly jack shit for game releases, then we paid our taxes. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. But before we...

0 comments | Game News 4 weeks 3 days ago

2o2p Op-ed | An Abbreviated Experience

As a product of the latchkey generation, I played my fair share of video games and have seen a lot of trends, exclusive to the industry, rise and then play...

9 comments | Editorials 4 weeks 4 days ago

2o2p Game Review | Bioshock Infinite

The year is 1912: the Republic of China forms, Cy Young retires from baseball, the Titanic launches for its maiden and final voyage to America, Teddy...

7 comments | Game Reviews 6 weeks 3 days ago

PAX East 2013 Brain Dump

The annual East Coast Penny-Arcade Expo is always a sensory overloading amazing time. This year I hit the floor for...

1 comments | Game News 6 weeks 3 days ago

2o2p Game Review | Crysis 3

In a future imperiled by unspeakable inequity and an unstoppable intergalactic threat, one man can make a difference for humanity....if he has a bad-ass...

3 comments | Game Reviews 7 weeks 1 day ago

New Releases: Week of March 25th, 2013

March has been pretty good to gamers so far: Pax East just wrapped up, Tomb Raider finally released, EA dropped SimCity with an auspicious...

0 comments | Game News 7 weeks 3 days ago

Tried and true tips for avoiding the PAX Plague

Brace yourself! It’s about to happen again. Spring is that wonderful time of year when germ-carrying geeks converge in the Northeast for games, good...

5 comments | Editorials 8 weeks 2 days ago

New Releases: Week of March 18th, 2013

The moral of this week’s new releases article is to research how many games are coming out before you volunteer to write! At least there are a few I...

0 comments | Game News 8 weeks 3 days ago

An Obession with Tomb Raider Merchandise

I first saw a glimpse of the rebooted Tomb Raider series at E3 last year. To say I was blown away is an understatement. I was immediately sold on the story...

4 comments | Editorials 9 weeks 1 day ago

2o2p Game Review | Tomb Raider

Eidos gave the gaming world a shot of adrenaline straight to the chest in 1996 when Tomb Raider released. The game presented its protagonist, Lara...

1 comments | Game Reviews 9 weeks 2 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 10: PAX East Recap

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 10, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more...

3 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 7 weeks 2 days ago

G.U.I. Ep. 9: Finally Brought the Beat Back

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 9, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

6 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 8 weeks 2 days ago

Quick Look Video Review: Gears of War Judgment

Check out our Video Quick Look of GEARS OF WAR: JUDGMENT for the Xbox 360. In this review, Hitman takes you...

5 comments | Quick Hits 8 weeks 3 days ago

Thick & Thin Episode 48: Do All Games Need Multiplayer?

This week we explore the idea of whether or not all games need to have a Multiplayer component to be successful. Do single player games offer the same value...

5 comments | Thick And Thin 8 weeks 4 days ago

Quick Look Video Review: Tomb Raider

Check out our Video Quick Look of TOMB RAIDER for the Xbox 360. In this review, Hitman takes you through an hour...

5 comments | Quick Hits 10 weeks 2 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 8: Onomatopoeia

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 8, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 10 weeks 2 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 7: International Pros

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 7, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 11 weeks 2 days ago

Thick and Thin Ep46: Life After Pro Gaming with Walshy

In this week's episode of Thick & Thin we interview former MLG Halo Pro, Dave "Walshy" Walsh. We talk about the Gaming Industry, 343i, and the...

3 comments | Thick And Thin 13 weeks 2 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 6: Click Pop Hip Hop

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 6, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 13 weeks 2 days ago

Gaming Under the Influence Ep. 5: Boing Chicky

Gaming Under the Influence, Episode 5, official podcast of 2old2play.com, has been posted and is ready for your aural pleasure. Read on for more information...

0 comments | Gaming Under the Influence 15 weeks 2 days ago

Op-Ed: What the ESRB Doesn't Tell Parents

The video game industry has been convinced, or coerced, into accepting a rating system similar to the one currently in use to categorize films for age-...

0 comments | Editorials 33 weeks 11 hours ago

Gamer Demographics: How the US Play Games

Who is playing video games these days? According to a recent study by the Electronic Software Association (ESA), it’s not who you think.

When...

1 comments | Editorials 38 weeks 4 days ago

The Unintended Consequences of Dedicated Servers

In the pre-internet days, a game had to be tested over and over for problems before it was manufactured on solid state media.  Sure there were some...

4 comments | Editorials 40 weeks 1 day ago

Video: Online Gaming Communities panel at PAX East

PAX East 2012 just wrapped up and is still visible in the rear-view mirror, but stories, photos and videos from the event are already hitting the interwebs...

0 comments | Editorials 1 year 5 weeks ago

Grumpy Gamer, Spotted Dick, and Dating

According to a recent press release, the website dateagamer.co.uk has contacted Game (I know, weird name, just “Game”, but hey they are European...

5 comments | Editorials 1 year 8 weeks ago

Pritect Your Kinect

This nifty little article started out as a review of a new product. Namely the Pritect Sensor Cover for Xbox 360. Initially it sounded like a high tech way...

8 comments | Editorials 1 year 9 weeks ago

Op-Ed: Too Old My Arse!

Steven “frizzlefry2” Boulé attempts to scramble your brain with gamer demographic trends in his first post as a member of the 2old2play Writing Staff....

0 comments | Editorials 1 year 12 weeks ago

Kinect-ting with my Kinect

ErinAS was primarily a PS3 gamer, but picked up a Kinect last November. See what she thinks about this platform transition and a few of the motion games...

1 comments | Editorials 1 year 12 weeks ago

Op-Ed: Gaming Frustration and Dealing With It

Jason "Pulsaris" Thomsen tackles the age old question: “Why do we play video games if they get us so frustrated?”

...

0 comments | Editorials 1 year 13 weeks ago

Halo is Dead. Long live Halo

The game that sold over 34 million copies (over 2 billion in sales) over its lifespan is coming to the end of an era.

No it isn't really dead per...

0 comments | Editorials 2 years 32 weeks ago

Official Site Wide Halo Night plus a FFA Event

There are two Site Wide Halo Events on the calendar. Tonight's event, starting at 9:00 Eastern, is the usual REACH Customs plus next Tuesday,...

4 comments | Halo 34 weeks 1 day ago

Hog Mania - A Site Wide Halo Night!

2old2playHalo is proud to present “Hog Mania!” a Site Wide Halo Night! We've got a ton of Warthog games in the trunk and only nine more...

3 comments | Halo 36 weeks 5 days ago

Halo 4 Soundtrack Extravaganza - OST Street Date October 22, 2012

Halo 4 Original Soundtrack news articles, Release Dates, Soundtrack remixes and more....

0 comments | Halo 38 weeks 11 hours ago

Official Site Wide Halo Night 8.23.12

Every Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern DEEP NNN will be hosting a Halo REACH party (soon to be Halo 4). Any member of 2old2play.com can...

1 comments | Halo 38 weeks 2 days ago

Over Age 40 Halo: REACH Tournament

The Over Age 40 Halo: REACH Tournament enjoyed the company of 19 competitors this month. We jumped to making two parties to accommodate the increased...

0 comments | Halo 38 weeks 2 days ago

Site Wide Halo Night: The Aftermath Report

75 2old2play members participated in Thursday's Site Wide Halo night! At least three full or nearly full, Halo parties were going. I had a...

0 comments | Halo 38 weeks 6 days ago

Official Site Wide Halo Night

Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern and every Thursday night thereafter, I'll be hosting an all inclusive Halo REACH party (soon to be Halo 4)....

15 comments | Halo 39 weeks 2 days ago

2Old4Forza: Now Open To Everyone On 2O2P

Just a quick heads up to let everyone know that 2Old4Forza (2O4F) is stepping out of its shell. 2O4F is now open for everyone here to enjoy.

Come...

7 comments | Forza Series 39 weeks 2 days ago

The Official Site Wide Halo Night Report

Last night in Halo: REACH, I got to play with members of this site I hadn't played with since Halo 2 in 2005. Thanks to everyone who showed up and...

10 comments | Halo 40 weeks 14 hours ago

Casual Competitive Site Wide Halo: REACH

Starting this Thursday Night ~9:00 to 11:00 Eastern and every Thursday night thereafter, I'll be hosting a Halo REACH party. Any member of 2old2play.com...

4 comments | Halo 40 weeks 1 day ago

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